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Bitch you’re from the medieval times or some shit, have you even seen a gun before?
Bullets are useful for shooting people.
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Astral project yourself right up my ass
Try askin’ Robo-Gandhi, I can’t do that shit.
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White people have no culture
Let me go back in time and check.
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My girl swallowed after oral now I'm worried she get pregnant. i bought her laxtives but don't know how to ask. help.
Congrats on becoming a Father!
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does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes
I can’t see shit in these goggles so fuck if I know.
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my friend and I have been debating because i falled yesterday and he said im no longer a virgin?
What.
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Face fuck me daddy tracer uuuhhhh I want your chrono cummies~
Find Jesus.
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Fellatio, Interference. Promiscuous, Homo sapiens.
Sex.
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I want you to peg Reaper.
Don’t think Gabe is in to that sorta thin’
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I SAID PAST SLOGANS THAT FAILED, NOT PAST SLOGANS THAT SUCKED ASS
Okay what about:
Cheers love, the Cavalry's here!
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i use tracer rounds in my guns every night and use tracer blowjobs every other morning
Have you tried shoving them up your arse?
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