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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

get the hell out of my ask box

i dont have time for more goddamn robots

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Damn Dave! even as a troll your still a smooth sexy mofo!~

even as a troll

what is that supposed to mean exactly

even as a troll as opposed to a purrbeast or a scalemeast or featherbeast or your mom

what is all this shit about

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Hey. Be my valentine.

oh jesus what the hell are you even talking about bro you and i are kismesises not matesprits it doesnt fucking work this way

besides im pretty sure english and egderp would throw a hissyfit

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Hey Dave, how do you keep yourself in tip-top fighting shape?

mostly by sparring with Bro all the time

which usually consists of him barging the door to my block down and forcing me into a strife

then we head out into the surrounding woods and beat the shit out of each other

sometimes english shows up and thats a surprisingly good workout seeing as how he fires those stupid pistols from a distance so it makes for a good test of skill for us

well for me

bro just zooms around everywhere like his got an engine strapped to his ass

someday ill be better than he is and i wont be the one thats dragging when we finally head back to the hive but i got a long way to go before i can properly take him in a strife

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asks are open

if anyone has anything just hit me up

im just relaxin and ignoring bro

he hasn't kicked my door down yet today so thats a plus i guess

im getting pretty damn tired of fixing it

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oh sweet mother of gog no i would never roll around or sit in or walk in the vicinity of your dirty smuppet pile

i have no idea where that shits been fuck that

crashin

be back tomorrow

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crashin

be back tomorrow

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TG: yes bro why dont you tell everyone what you think of english

TG: we could waste the whole night talking about your private english porn collection

TG: someone ask him about the pillow hes got

TG: he drew english on a pillowcase using some crazy weird program

TG: i dont even know

TG: its pathetic

TG: bro stop

TG: just stop

TT: So some dweeb asked me what I think of Jake before I messed up and just deleted the entire blog.

TT: I had a couple others too.

TT: I forgot to save them.

TT: My bad.

TT: If you want your question answered, anon, feel free to click on the link and ask again.

TT: Again, my apologies.

TT: Tumblr is just a load of bullshit.

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Hey, since you're not answering my dying please, I'll just bother you in here instead. Anyway, can you make me waffles? I'm hungry.

its fucking late no i wont make you waffles

make them your damn self you lazy ass

besides youre the one that ruined the waffle iron dont even try and convince me otherwise

all you do is leave your crap out everywhere and expect me to pick up after you like im your gogdamn maid

i might be your punching bag but im not your cleaning lady

also waffles suck ass pancakes are way better dont even pretend theyre not bro i will cut you

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TG: bro stop

TT: Well if by “assclown” you mean rad dude and by “coding” you mean…

TT: Yeah the coding is going well actually.

TT: Among other things.

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Yo Dave, what's your lusus like?

fuck that

i dont need a lusus i got bro

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finally

okay that took a while longer than id hoped

i was just gonna let it alone but egderp saw what i was doing and demanded i got it set up correctly

all right asks are now open have at it

im about to go bother the fuck out of bro