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[askyaad]

If stress could kill me I would have died a few years into the dungeon life, regardless of any immortality spells.

You should open a pet shop of magical pets. Tiny dragons, domesticated dungeon hares, merfolk the size of sea monkeys, things like that. I think it would give you something to do. @askyaad

No. That would be too straining, smelly, and annoying.

[askyaad]

I'd help you though! And just think, a multitude of nuggets scurrying about, a gaggle of them even.

You should open a pet shop of magical pets. Tiny dragons, domesticated dungeon hares, merfolk the size of sea monkeys, things like that. I think it would give you something to do. @askyaad

No. That would be too straining, smelly, and annoying.

[askyaad]

Honestly, there is not much else you can do to make me miserable Thistle. It is all net neutral at this point. Either I help them for a chance for things to get better or I let you throw a tantrum... and hope is worth a potential tantrum.

”Yaad, STOP fraternising with the ENEMY!”

—@ask-thistle-the-mad

Which one...? I am friends with most of them. Is this about me distracting you with poppet supplies so that Miss Marcille could escape....?

[askyaad]

That would imply that dunmeshi takes place in the 2000s or later....I guess you have been a Y2K mean girl all along Thistle U-U I knew it

If 2024 was the year of Chilchuck, then you all better make 2025 the year of me (Marcille).

Thank you for your support! 🩵

[askyaad]

Can I be 1999?

If 2024 was the year of Chilchuck, then you all better make 2025 the year of me (Marcille).

Thank you for your support! 🩵

[askyaad]

“…Yaad, do you know where Delgal went?”

— @ask-thistle-the-empty

{Do I tell him the truth and end the cycle of abuse, or let my uncle rest peacefully....?}

.... He went where he needed to be Thistle.

[askyaad]

”Yaad, STOP fraternising with the ENEMY!”

—@ask-thistle-the-mad

Which one...? I am friends with most of them. Is this about me distracting you with poppet supplies so that Miss Marcille could escape....?

[askyaad]

I just... was thinking we could do a family costume.

We still need to get you a Halloween costume- I forgot! The time got away from me...

@askyaad

I don't really care... No need, really.

[askyaad]

oh... I had been hoping that.... never mind.

We still need to get you a Halloween costume- I forgot! The time got away from me...

@askyaad

I don't really care... No need, really.

[askyaad]

[askyaad]

I....have been trying. Just a lot on my plate ^^°. Thistle is a multi caretaker situation.

What would you do if Marcille adopted you?

Why would she in the first place?

And I'm not a child. I don't need to be adopted. I've had a "father" already.

[askyaad]

Thank you for the back up Mr Tims. Would you be willing to help a little more? It is hard to get him to a healer... it can be something of a two man job sometimes.

Just a little milk chocolate makes your teeth hurt? Should we take you to a dentist..? @askyaad

No, I'm fine.

[askyaad]

shit, I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you upset/nervous mod. I only made those asks as a joke ^^" I'll stop now don't worry. I didn't mean to make you uncomfy or anything either. - fake fly anon

It's okay dude, I'm not mad. The content of the asks was really good, and I look forward to any asks from you in the future!

[askyaad]

Okay so, I feel kind of silly saying this, but I am the original fly on the wall🪰 anon. I was really excited with coming up with the concept, and this kind of makes me feel crappy. Could you come up with your own anon? Anons are kind of like ocs when they get used often, so mimicking other people's anons is weird... The content of your asks is cool, but just... yeah, taking someone else's bit is kinda....yeah.

If you want to use a similar concept as another anon that could be cool, but they should have different speech patterns and a different enough name that two different anon admins won't be mixed up.

[askyaad]

Oh. Okay, maybe we can find someone for you to throw instead. ~~The height requirement will be hard to meet though~~

Marcille said we are supposed to throw short people this month... She said I should throw you? Should I throw you into pillows? That way It won't hurt. @askyaad

NO.

[askyaad]

Which one of you do I listen to?

Marcille said we are supposed to throw short people this month... She said I should throw you? Should I throw you into pillows? That way It won't hurt. @askyaad

NO.

[askyaad]

Any thoughts on mortality? You seem to care about Thistle, what are you going to do when you have to leave him behind? You're the last one.

I actually find respite in mortality. It's novel to me.... and I have waited for it for a long time- even if I fear(ed) turning to dust. For so long, time seemed like nothing but a concept, and I am thankful that era is bygone, even if it came with sacrifices to the quality of my life. When it comes to Thistle... I do care, and that is why I feel heinous saying this. I know Thistle helped raise me, but he is essentially a ... stranger. I honestly ... have no idea what I am doing. I don't know if I am steering the new kingdom back towards war, the very thing that drove us underground like moles. And If I do- how would that effect my uncle? Would he relapse? Be transported back to that burden... I can't imagine feeling like that with power, let alone how he is now- bedridden. I don't want to leave everything on Marcille's shoulders either. An elf that feels they need to be a protector eventually turns into a monster with a human mask.... I wish there was something I could do. If I could trade places with one of them to take their burdens away.... I might actually do it. Anything is better than immortality after all.