it's ya boi Guzma come ask me some stuff (Partner blog to http://askhisboikukui.tumblr.com/ this blog will be including darkparadiseshipping!!! I am open to nsfw and sfw asks!!)
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how many times have you walked into a wall
“huh?”
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"Aw sweet'eart that's so nice."
so ... how much do you love guzma. scale from 1 to 10. mine is 17.
“Mine is infinite, yeah! You can’t really put a number on love though!”
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How does Kukui like it? ;)
"Uhhh like what?" He came to a slight realization. "Oh. It. Mostly in missionary position. Or from behind~."
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Also if any of y'all want some of these pyukus y'all better meet me behind the Thrifty Megamart and fite me to the death
"I'll square up right now boi!"
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Hey boss I'm not sure if I should feel bad or not but I got a shiny blastoise with perfect ivs while wondertrading all these goddamn pyukumukus
"Well they was tryin' to give it up no need in feelin' bad!"
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daddy
"I told ya once I'll tell ya again. Only Kuks is allowed ta call me that."
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How old are you Guz? Also how tall are you Guz?
"I'm 6'1" but I'm only 27."
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Yo Guz, what's you're opinion on, 'Shake It Off,' by Taylor Swift? Would you dance with Kukui to it?
"I don't particularly like tha song but." He smiled. "I would dance to it wit' 'im yea'"
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CONT SLOT CONT SLOT CONT SLOT CONT SLOT CONT SLOT
"Uhhh what?????"
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Boss I'm almost at 700+ pyukumukus and I'm almost out of pc boxes please send help
"GOD FUCKING BLESS GIVE ME THE BABIES"
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Would you go gay for Kukui? That is, of course... if you're not already? 😎😎😎
"I'm..." he sighed. "Dude I'm married to 'im."
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pykumuku breeder update: IM AT 14 BOXES GET READY FOR A SWARM OF SEA CUCUMBERS
"HELLS YEAH BOIS!!!!"
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DADDY
“ya kno’ Kukui’s the only one allowed to call me that he’s gonna get mad at ‘cha.” he said smugly.
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hey guzma im shiny breeding for a green pyukumuku do you want 6 whole boxes of pyukus when im done with this
“Yes.”
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EY GUZBOI HOWS IT HANGIN
“IT’ HANGIN’ GOOD MY HOME BOI!”
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How long is kukui's hair?
“’is hair is supa long and silky it’s very nice to play wit’!”
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