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yeah I thought I had npd a few years ago but that's just a theory and not proven and this doesn't prove it

Made for fun, don't use as a tool for self diagnosis. 🎼

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if I had a nickel for every time I followed an entire band because I had a crush on the singer and the only one who didn't follow me back was the singer, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice!

pls annie and mason follow me back I am begging you 😭😭

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I abuse people, but I don't like being called an abuser. Check out my album

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JUMPSCARE EWWWWWWWWWW

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a wilbur soot comeback is not what I expected from 2025 I hope people still remember how bad of a person he is and his comeback doesn't work

he also looks so rough I guess biting your ex girlfriend does that to a man... I'm glad he looks rough and I hope he looks rougher soon

LITERALLY 2020 VS NOW

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mcr throwing the first pitch at a baseball game tomorrow... anything but an album I guess!

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saw guy I used to have a crush on today and ran awayyyy I'm such a loser

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am i going crazy or is that 13 in the same font as pansy....

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some person I don't know just started liking every single one of my posts and I got so scared that I blocked them lmao

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CEIPPO IS NOT A SMALL BAND ANYMORE THEY JUST OPENED FOR FEMTANYL??? WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID THEY GET THAT GIG

I listened to this local band so much that I'm their #1 listener... if I send this picture to their singer do you think that they'll fall in love with me

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the fact that not a single person under this post guessed what prompted me to make this post is crazy... it's not about mikey way its not about patrick stump, it's about pete's interview with the advocate in 2007!!!

happy pride month to pete wentz. he knows what he did.

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MY FAVOURITE HORROR YOUTUBER IS PLAYING DELTARUNE IM SO EXCITEDDD

shoutout to manlybadasshero the goat I love him, listening to his playthroughs is better than my usual "full game no commentary all secrets" way of watching video game playthroughs

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messaging my friends partner for the first time is so scary like what if they think I'm crazy or something

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sorry courtney i don’t think imma live through this

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making a rolife set is a form of psychological torture like what do you mean I need a lighter and a nail file and 3 separate screwdrivers to make a little plant shop!!

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diversity win! the puzzle master who inserted himself in your relationship is bisexual AND polyamorous!

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new tumblr sexyman allert!! (I'm foaming at the mouth!!!!)