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Shippuden has these really hilarious awkward silences after Naruto has a “Sasuke bond” speech where it gets really quiet and everyone just stares at Naruto like this:

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Character: [doesnt have any dialogue. Barely ever seen in source material & fanworks. Has minimal, if any, provided backstory]

Me, pushing aside fan faves: HEY. YOU THERE. hEy . T H E R E. Hey, you there, i see you over there, i want u to c omE HERE

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Some of my favorite parts of the ‘everyone is with you’ group shot that Sasuke saw…

Chojuro is not impressed…and everything about him says he doesn’t wanna be there. Every teenager at a large family reunion photo, ever.

They said ‘Smile!’ and Tobirama replied, ‘I am smiling.’ Tch, can’t let an Uchiha see him smile. Unless he’s gonna kill em.

and,

Kakashi ‘zero fucks’ Hatake strikes again.

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is hoping for more “sleep over” from sasuke

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"Don't worry, Naruto. Everything is going to be fine.. Thank you, Minato."

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fuck the haters bruh

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damn it my favorite thing in manga was ruined in the anime

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i just wish jk rowling had developed the slytherin house as well as avatar: the last airbender had developed the fire nation

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“Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some slight turbulance as we’ve just passed raquaza and that fucker is not escaping me this time”

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Can you to do a Hot Sauce-K (Sasuke) comic or whatever, advertising his own brand of hot sauce.. featuring maybe Ghost Kushina? (You know because of ghost peppers, and she's the Habanero)... Red Hot Chili Peppers... I don't know. Forget me. oTL

“Habanero Hot Sauce,muy caliente -ttebane!”

Ahaha!leaflioness

(Requests:Closed)Do not repost without my permission!!!

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I needed this on my blog again.

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Practical, not sexist or supposed-to-look-hot female armor which actually protects you.

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Things about Asuma Sarutobi that you can't convince me aren't true

in an AU where he lived btw

He was the parent that attempted to childproof literally everything the day Mirai started to crawl.

He’s the Maes Hughes of the naruto world. “Look at my precious little Mirai, isn’t she the cutest?” “Oh sure you can fight me, -pulls out wallet- but first this is the dress my daughter wore to her second birthday, isn’t she the cutest little girl you’ve ever seen~?“