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Today's indescribable mood comes from my old mental health evaluation notes I just dug up where my evaluator misspelled "depression"

deppession

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shoutout to the local radio dj reporting on the tornado warning and going "I will keep you entertained while you shelter in place" and then playing some really fucking creepy noise and ambient music

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at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom

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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

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coming home from the green day concert last night, i told my brother "you know, i respect billie joe a lot for keeping up with the culture. the guy's a family man in his fifty's, but he's still wearing eyeliner and jumping around on stage and writing songs about hating america and kissing boys. i really respect him for trying to keep punk faggot culture alive." and my brother was quiet for a second, then he said "i don't think i've ever heard someone use 'punk faggot' as a compliment before"

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source

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@maverick-ornithography i felt like i needed to try my hand at the most convincing sales pitch i’ve ever heard

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Reblog and in the tags put what colors you’ve dyed your hair before, and whether or not it’s dyed currently 

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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she was a boy, he was a girl, can i make it any more obvious

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I just came across the steven meme and had to do it 🏃‍♀️

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