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To truly, successfully eroticize the monstrous you must be brave enough to make the object in question actually ugly. At the heart of the fantasy is a person whose very form is so profoundly unacceptable that there is significant social stigma attendant upon finding them attractive - a person who feels deeply their own repulsiveness, who expects universal rejection for their appearance - and, crucially, another person who treats them as if they are beautiful.

For this to be effective, the monstrous character can't just be plain - they have to be wildly, fascinatingly unacceptable - prodigiously, fantastically, sublimely ugly. If you're anxious about the character not being hot you'll never pull it off because the entire fantasy is about not being afraid.

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I haven’t platonicposted in a while

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Apparently it’s meant to contain an alcoholic drinkie for the cook to consume as they are cooking, but of course we all instantly thought of something else (and a bottle of those would be really creepy).

This was in the RSPCA charity shop in Brixham, in Devon, UK.

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btw best friends who kiss and hug and maybe even have sex =/= queerplatonic partner. i do all that with my bff and we're not even partners in any sense of the word. you don't have to ship anyone queerplatonically in order to draw or write them making out ok bye

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"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

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Sometimes...characters being in a romantic relationship is worse.

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you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

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hi welcome to my asmr. i’m gonna be draining all the blood from your body

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do you think that angels and demons and saints and all that could get their horns and halos tangled together and rip each other's heads off like deer do while fighting sometimes

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one must imagine the lead line cook gagging and choking on it

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guy who says grace before he does cocaine in a bathroom

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mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile

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STEP ONE of treating that stab wound I gave you is letting me tonguefuck it

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amatonormativity will have you believe that a romantic relationship would solve everything. that's the devil talking

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1543 abdominal viscera

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in case you were wondering how the bvm playlist situation is going. the last 2 are collabs i contributed to as well.

the terrible thing is, i have several more planned, bc i need a belzagor and a xaphan and a trent and actually no i don't like the genre trent's would be, scratch that, but i will make one for trent+asmo together, and the teens deserve one full of mcr i think. i might make a carpasinus playlist too, that would be so fucking funny

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yeah he tapers off over the course of the series, which is honestly fair, as an actor, and it makes sense that asmoraius wouldn't necessarily be consistent about using a consonant that doesn't exist in his current primary language. but it was there. i heard it. it didn't change anything, but it matters that it was there.

i am always forever thinking about how asmoraius is the only person who pronounces the -ch in misroch's name correctly. it's aspirated, it's not just /k/ like in english