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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

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I haven’t platonicposted in a while

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Rubbing salt, garlic, and onion into the wound.

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aromanticism is everywhere if you're brave enough to see it

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[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]

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this is easily one of my favorite buttons. i found it at a flea market lmao

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theyre gonna fuck, yeah, but its gonna be aromantic and you gotta be normal about that

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

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too much monogamy in fandom in general

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another night of sensuous pleasure with my wife the Concept Album

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(crushing up a handful of cigarettes into the taco meat) i always do this. fantastic umami taste

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two emos fucking with no condom call that rawrdogging

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I can't tell if I'm going through olive oil way faster than I used to or if the days are just slipping away from me

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btw god wanted me to ask you nicely to stop breaking my halo while we have sex. every time they have to repair it they need to use a childs favorite summer memory as glue