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you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

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a worm spent 100 years transforming into a capital N, then gave birth to a new worm to hold on its head. life is beautiful

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hate when life gets in the way of my tumblr usage

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even dying isn't enough for me, i wish i could erase my whole existence from the world

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every part of living as a person in 2025 feels like fighting a losing battle. and you’re supposed to just get on with it or you’re weird

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Charlotte Brontë, from Villette

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dj run that track again before I take my own life

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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

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im not sure how anyone who works full time can have kids … or even a pet … like after commuting and everything how do you have the time … for any of it …. Like literally

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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the tiktok itself is funny but i’m deeply obsessed with this dog