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Maybe I’ll learn a programming language or something instead.

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The least I can do is provide a polite worst day of their life.

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and talking in this funny voice?

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It’s mathematics

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X

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First time I’ve ever wished for a Disney version.

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Santa IS real, he’s just not what we thought!

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You are terrible hosts.

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Sure, play another song. I’ve got nothing better to do.

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you know what you do is wrong

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oh fuck, we’re doomed! quick! to the movie theatre!

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and anyway the clown is booked til Wednesday

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love, love me do

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Do it.

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we buried truth under playgrounds

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this place makes me an animal, I will not die in here

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there were like thirty scooters in that ice cream truck