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was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

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Character Highlight: Gurgi

The Black Cauldron (1985)

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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

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fruice,,, 🥭🍎🍏🍑🍐🍊🍇🍓

,,, vegdebles 🥦🍆🥑🥒🥔🥕🫑🌽

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tonight's plans: jerk off to completion..... two cans of sprite (crush against forehead like a neanderthal school bully) ...... write the great american novel

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(on the phone in the subway) no. pawjob. yes the hands are also paws. no. its called pawing off. yeah. yeah. well we call it horsepower even if there aint any equines in the fuckin engine dont we. no its not a mawjob. yeah. just a blowjob. like normal.

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I feel like Robert Pattinson was born to be a strange old man actor. Like he's already great but he's really gonna hit his peak when he's around 70

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about bee semen

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FUCKK THIS GUY 😭

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Reminder

There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese

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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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“imagine a borzoi with husky eyes. that’s jeff the killer, right?” -my boyfriend

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youre in her dms she just ghosted me and blocked me and remade her blog and blocked me there too