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spoke deeply to me.

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I, for one, like Roman numerals.

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Ive hired 2,000 finches to eat your freshly sown lawn seed

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Evansville Press, Indiana, January 14, 1909

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a smartphone is a sort of cursed amulet

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this rewired my brain in a dangerous way

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So do people realize that we aren't building new train tracks when we expand the amteak network, I have multiple times seen people say that we shouldn't expand the network because it would destroy protected lands, which would be a fair criticism but Amtrak doesn't build new tracks, we use existing tracks. We are not destroying protected lands, we are using land that has already been clear for a century

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Highly recommend you all turn on dates on Tumblr. You can do so in settings. You should not get your breaking news here anyway, but posts from a month ago are getting circulated as current news.

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friend overheard me saying “yeah he’s like…kind of cute. im a little scared of him though.” and she was like omg girl who!!! and I was like oh sorry. im literally talking about a mouse that lives in my church

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my favorite bit of "rich people are Like That" ephemera that I picked up from my Russian literature binge was from a noble character who was complaining about his serfs neglecting their duties, specifically the duty of staying up all night long slapping the pond water in order to prevent the frogs from croaking so that the nobleman could enjoy his sleep at his country estate with its adorable pond. whenever I hear wealthy people's complaints in this day and age the majority of it automatically filters to "the fucking serfs won't slap the pond anymore and it's honestly so destructive and cruel of them to deny me my beauty sleep like this" type statements

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THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND!

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$30 is the new $20 which we all know is an adult $1

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I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?

I will take us both down