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[me performing grounding ritual] okay name 1 person that would die to be you, 3 people that would die to fuck you, and 5 people that would die to kill you

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Mickey 17 is called that because he's the 17th clone of mickey mouse

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half my dash is mcr shit from last night, and then I left tumblr to browse sex toys online and this person is posting review photos of the product in front of their wall of mcr posters. I can't escape these fuckers.

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Can you stampify her with the caption “gay gay homosexual gay”?

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you may not post about homestuck anymore but you never escape the feelings that listening to cascade will instill in you

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not beating the puppy allegations

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This was inspired by the songs "And Now For Today's Sponsors...!" and "MIKE, the BOARD, please!"

They sound SO much like Mario Party music, and when I started thinking about it, ch3 reminded me a lot of Mario Party for the GameCube, which I played a lot of as a kid. Specifically, I drew inspiration from Mario Party 7 since it was such a large part of my childhood. Tenna's design also just screams Mario Party host to me, maybe because he reminds me of MC Ballyhoo. The board is based on Neon Heights from Mario Party 7. Socials/Contact - Redbubble - Commissions

Sorting tags: #my art | #merch

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Alfira the Bard, in sticker and pin form - if you like these they're up for preorder on Backerkit.

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got asked abt queentena on strawpage... i love queentenna sm she'd be so fucking mean tohim all the time and thats awesome

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I hate Crocs.

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Hello bisexual community

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im living in "kurt cobain was trans" and i feel like everyone else around me is in "freddy mercury was bi???"

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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

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You can bonsai a dryad.

I keep one on my nightstand to use as a fleshlight.