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me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

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Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

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they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

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life isnt a race theres still time to do the things i want to do im still young im not behind in life i have time i have time i have time i have time

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“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it

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I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos cause that shows the ladies that yeah I am rugged but I also am cautious about infection