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VOD here! Thanks so much to everyone who joined!

Welcome once more to Battle Royabb!

This is a Hunger Games simulator stream event dedicated to the various self-inserts I have amassed over the years. 16 original characters—14 returning contestants and two newcomers(?)—will be entered in a free-for-all featuring some events unique to the streams, where the winner gets [NOTHING PROBABLY]. There will also be a popularity poll to bet on participants, two days prior to the stream.

Information on the event can be found here. A bit more information on returning contestants can be found here. As they get posted, character profiles can also be found in the #br24 profiles tag, and team interactions can be found in #br24 banter!

Highlights from the previous Royabb can be found here. Royabb events are hosted at @ABBurlap on Twitch, and you can also hop in the event space at the ABBUniverses Discord.

Currently, Battle Royabb 2024 is slated to go live April 26, 2024 at 3:00PM PST.

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OKAY HEY IT'S HAPPENING IN LIKE 5 MINUTES GO GO GO

Welcome once more to Battle Royabb!

This is a Hunger Games simulator stream event dedicated to the various self-inserts I have amassed over the years. 16 original characters—14 returning contestants and two newcomers(?)—will be entered in a free-for-all featuring some events unique to the streams, where the winner gets [NOTHING PROBABLY]. There will also be a popularity poll to bet on participants, two days prior to the stream.

Information on the event can be found here. A bit more information on returning contestants can be found here. As they get posted, character profiles can also be found in the #br24 profiles tag, and team interactions can be found in #br24 banter!

Highlights from the previous Royabb can be found here. Royabb events are hosted at @ABBurlap on Twitch, and you can also hop in the event space at the ABBUniverses Discord.

Currently, Battle Royabb 2024 is slated to go live April 26, 2024 at 3:00PM PST.

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Unfortunately gonna be having a slight delay, sorry for the inconvenience "-_-👍 Stay tuned for an update!

Welcome once more to Battle Royabb!

This is a Hunger Games simulator stream event dedicated to the various self-inserts I have amassed over the years. 16 original characters—14 returning contestants and two newcomers(?)—will be entered in a free-for-all featuring some events unique to the streams, where the winner gets [NOTHING PROBABLY]. There will also be a popularity poll to bet on participants, two days prior to the stream.

Information on the event can be found here. A bit more information on returning contestants can be found here. As they get posted, character profiles can also be found in the #br24 profiles tag, and team interactions can be found in #br24 banter!

Highlights from the previous Royabb can be found here. Royabb events are hosted at @ABBurlap on Twitch, and you can also hop in the event space at the ABBUniverses Discord.

Currently, Battle Royabb 2024 is slated to go live April 26, 2024 at 3:00PM PST.

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Only a few more hours until the stream starts, remember to vote!

Welcome once more to Battle Royabb!

This is a Hunger Games simulator stream event dedicated to the various self-inserts I have amassed over the years. 16 original characters—14 returning contestants and two newcomers(?)—will be entered in a free-for-all featuring some events unique to the streams, where the winner gets [NOTHING PROBABLY]. There will also be a popularity poll to bet on participants, two days prior to the stream.

Information on the event can be found here. A bit more information on returning contestants can be found here. As they get posted, character profiles can also be found in the #br24 profiles tag, and team interactions can be found in #br24 banter!

Highlights from the previous Royabb can be found here. Royabb events are hosted at @ABBurlap on Twitch, and you can also hop in the event space at the ABBUniverses Discord.

Currently, Battle Royabb 2024 is slated to go live April 26, 2024 at 3:00PM PST.

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i hate hoarding music stems. realistically i know i'm never gonna use the stems of an entire album that i've literally never listened to before, but. what if i do. what if i d

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BETTING POLL IS OPEN!

It'll get closed once the event starts, so be sure to get your vote in!

Welcome once more to Battle Royabb!

This is a Hunger Games simulator stream event dedicated to the various self-inserts I have amassed over the years. 16 original characters—14 returning contestants and two newcomers(?)—will be entered in a free-for-all featuring some events unique to the streams, where the winner gets [NOTHING PROBABLY]. There will also be a popularity poll to bet on participants, two days prior to the stream.

Information on the event can be found here. A bit more information on returning contestants can be found here. As they get posted, character profiles can also be found in the #br24 profiles tag, and team interactions can be found in #br24 banter!

Highlights from the previous Royabb can be found here. Royabb events are hosted at @ABBurlap on Twitch, and you can also hop in the event space at the ABBUniverses Discord.

Currently, Battle Royabb 2024 is slated to go live April 26, 2024 at 3:00PM PST.

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Break Room, 10AM

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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - COMEBACK TEAM

MALT

Origin: Counterverse

Species: Light Counterpart (Purple Base)

Pronouns: She/They

Abilities: Strong Teleportation (dampened for Royabb regulations)

Fighting Style: Malt can keep a safe distance from opponents at all times, on account of her unlimited teleportation capabilities, and can even teleport the opponent away if she wanted to. She will not attack unless provoked, but maybe the pressure of Royabb will cause some exceptions?

Associated Contestants: Ginny Winehouse

A well-traveled and charismatic storyteller who's been exploring the world for several centuries; the light counterpart to Ginny. While she's very much a people person at first glance, Malt refuses to get too close to anybody, and becomes visibly uncomfortable when in one-on-one conversation for too long. (She also seems to just generally handle pressure really, really poorly.) After skipping a year of competition, they already miss the event– will the break benefit them, or are they now out of practice?

MERRY

Origin: Kyourift Cinematic Universe

Species: Human

Pronouns: She/Her

Abilities: Aging-Only Immortality, Good with Blades

Fighting Style: Merry is professionally trained in fighting with a scythe, but she hasn't really had the chance to use those skills very much– at least, not until now. She's uncharacteristically methodical when fighting, and will take advantage of "cheapshot" attacks when she can.

Associated Contestants: Abby Merryweather

A very tired rookie within the ranks of Hell's guard, who can owe their current situation to Abby. She used to be quite carefree, even if it wasn't entirely genuine, and somewhat quick-tempered; however, she now seems to be kind of... dead inside. Yearning for something more, she reattempts the challenge she lost so long ago...

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Green Room, 7AM

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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - HAVOC TEAM

Information under cut.

ANTAG

Origin: The Templates

Species: Human? (Templated)

Pronouns: She/Her

Abilities: Unknown (dampened severely for Royabb regulations)

Fighting Style: Antagonist is unpredictable. Take as much precaution as possible when you encounter her.

Associated Contestants: Protagonist No. 53, Merchant No. 27, Filler No. 54

The oldest and most powerful Template to ever exist– the first one to ever exist, for that matter. It's very, very hard to keep track of what she can and will do, as the effects of her nature as a Template can cause people to even forget she even exists once they lose sight of her. She's sought out and killed every Template after her (besides Merchant), and doesn't intend to stop. Other than that, Antagonist seems to be genuinely content with her situation, and never attacks unless provoked.

CLASSIC

Origin: Crossroads RP

Species: Unknown (Masked)

Pronouns: She/They

Abilities: Very Weak Energy Manipulation

Fighting Style: Classic opts for an extremely aggressive melee style, similar to but much faster than her cohort, Blurp. It's not exactly complex, though; perhaps she picked up the techniques from the bar fights she's witnessed (or participated in).

Associated Contestants: Blurp

A bartender who was cursed by a mysterious mask and granted very unstable powers. The mask has since broken, but some remnants of its effects remain. Despite being rather quiet, Classic is self-assertive and lets little sway their thoughts, except their emotions. She isn't all arrogance, though; unfortunately, it's hard to see anything but that most of the time.

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Rec Hall...?, 8AM

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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - SERENITY TEAM

Information under cut.

FILLER

Origin: The Templates

Species: Human (Templated)

Pronouns: She/Her

Abilities: Weak Electrokinesis

Fighting Style: Filler has barely any experience in fighting, so she would rather avoid conflict entirely, and seeks out cooperation with other contestants. She can deal just a bit of damage, even with her powers, but puts more faith in deception and allyship to get out of those situations.

Associated Contestants: Protagonist No. 53, Antagonist No. 1, Merchant No. 27

An elusive Template who rarely ever seems to be of importance. Thankfully, this means her life has been smooth sailing, save for the issues that slowly arise with Templates. Filler is very friendly and a major optimist, but is ultimately sheltered due to her unnaturally worry-free lifestyle. She won't give up said lifestyle for anything, or anyone.

ABBY

Origin: Kyourift Cinematic Universe

Species: Fairy of the Hearth

Pronouns: She/Her

Abilities: Lifeforce Manipulation, Fate Manipulation (dampened severely for Royabb regulations), Fairy-Domain Reality Warping

Fighting Style: Abigail never had the intention of leaving her domain, so she's stripped of her usual magic arsenal. Due to this, Abigail is adverse to conflict (since her lifeforce powers are kind of finicky and not great for combat) and prefers to use diplomacy.

Associated Contestants: Merry

A fear-riddled barista who can control the very future and identity of others (namely, Merry). She's very friendly and definitely not plotting to kill you in order to maintain immortality, I promise. She hasn't left the cafe she runs for years, so she's a little behind the times, and has the physical health of a matchstick. Hopefully she'll be able to adapt to the new environment within the games!

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The Suites, 12PM

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Gonna be taking another break today because I'm gonna be away from home for quite a while. Please stay tuned... 😎👍

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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - SPOTLIGHT TEAM

Information under cut.

SEXYMABB

Origin: Unknown

Species: Unknown

Pronouns: He/Him

Abilities: Unknown

Fighting Style: Sexymabb is quickly developing a fighting style, and has shown a relatively newfound penchant for explosives. Watch where you step!

Associated Contestants: None

I don't know who this is.

PROTAG

Origin: The Templates

Species: Human (Templated)

Pronouns: Any

Abilities: Simplification (dampened for Royabb regulations)

Fighting Style: Protagonist opts to not use her abilities directly on people, seeing it as needlessly cruel, so she instead goes for some good ol' standard melee. He's actually quite hard to knock down– some kind of plot armor, maybe?

Associated Contestants: Merchant No. 27, Antagonist No. 1, Filler No. 54

A newly created Template who fulfills an extremely important role, whether they like it or not. He doesn't really know what he's doing in most situations, but she tries her best despite being exhausted with everything all the time, and encourages others to do the same; in the end, isn't that what matters...?

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Broadcast Depot, 9AM

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Yeah okay not gonna get tempted-- Curio Team banter will be posted in the morning! Let's hope I can get back on track soon...

Due to Taking Way Too Long™, Future Team's banter will be posted at 8AM, right before the next team reveal. Sorry for the delay!