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Me Dec 31 2018 11:59 pm:

Me Jan 1 2019 12:00 pm:

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Art by  sandara 

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Anyway… 2019 is about being bisexual and sexy

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Vermillion Lakes | joemackin

Location: Banff National Park, Alberta, Canada

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I trust him

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Czech Republic | _marcelsiebert

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Norway | cosmokoala

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love, popularity, ass

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Snowing at sea

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image description: sink faucet with purple fire coming out and going down the drain

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AVAST YE FUCCBOIS

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THE SKELETON SHIP, WITH ITS SKELETON CREW HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

the skeleton war is upon us

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. the heroes are always sprinting, always running. you ever seen darth vader run? hell no. and I ain’t about to either.

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If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.