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I like it when people write wars as an annoying older brother lol

(anyway rip him, u know he’s getting pranked for a month straight after this)

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tried smth a little different

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community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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Just here to share the Italian judo winner kissing her girlfriend after the match, in front of our fascist, homophobic, disgusting prime minister.

We won this one🏳️‍🌈

Credits to: @apriteilcervello on instagram

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Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

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why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

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this chuckle sandwich is hot to go!

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I recoil pretty hard from "uwu love your body" type positivity because it has failed me on several occasions and I would much rather have something nice and synthetic and repairable to inhabit; i've found it much better to just go "you're stuck with this thing, take care of it". body detente.

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gillion and the tidestriders but make it a 90s metal band logo

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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

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Another banger from the "we can always tell" crowd 💀

(for those who don't get it: the picture is of MatPat, a cis man)