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WALKING THE PATH THROUGH HENBANE RIVER

III. The Father

Joseph Seed's message reaches the ears of his first true followers. They soon begin to call him their Father because of his great wisdom and guidance.

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i think about this every day

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always posting about that damn severed head #myseveredhead

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Poob has it for you

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Why does like every language do things with their R sounds that nobody else understands

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imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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I truly don't get why the common stereotype of tank/healer MMO couples is surly toughguy tank and anxious people-pleaser healer because every time I queue in as a healer I can feel myself physically turning into the devil

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the iliad as those bird memes (sorry for weird formatting at the end)

achilles:

patroclus:

helen:

diomedes:

hector:

odysseus:

andromache:

calchas:

paris:

bonus! clytemnestra:

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the rammies. the repurcussy

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racist gamer man: I’m not racist I just care about historical accuracy in Assassin’s Creed being preserved. I just want realism!!

the second ever Assassin’s Creed game over 15 years ago:

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