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My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

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...what is the "sex is just rock climbing" category

It was kind of a joke between me and a friend ("you wouldn't judge someone for having gone rock climbing with a bunch of different people") but honestly the more I thought about it the more I bought into it unironically because:

It is a physical activity done with one or more partners

You should only go rock climbing with people you trust to not let you fall

You should not go rock climbing with someone who is drunk or currently incapable of rational decision-making

Some people get super super super into rock climbing and do not shut up about all the places they have climbed and how many are left on their bucket list and these people are usually men between the ages of 20 and 35 and like it's fine dude I'm glad you're happy but I don't know what most of those mountains even are

While many consider it a fun activity, pressuring someone into climbing when they don't want to (or ignoring their feelings and just dangling them off a cliff,) could cause both psychological and physical trauma

There is no moral value to it whatsoever. Who you have gone rock climbing with (or whether you have rock climbed at all) has no bearing on who you are as a person. Imagine telling someone "it's not that heights make you nauseous, it's just that you haven't found the right person to belay you!" or "you need to save your first time rock climbing for someone special." That would be absurd.

For some people it is a deep and moving personal experience.

historically I have not asked myself "will this aggravate my hip flexor injury" before participating when perhaps I should have 😔

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ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank

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GERALT OF RIVIA in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

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Red Dead Redemption 2 locations - Annesburg, Roanoke Ridge, New Hanover, 9:30pm

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We Should Kill Some Men. As a Treat.

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THELMA & LOUISE dir. Ridley Scott, 1991

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PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST 2006 | dir. Gore Verbinski

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I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

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Far Cry 5 Scenery 121/???

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horizon zero dawn remastered scenery - part 27

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Puddles was so happy with her vacation home 😭🥺

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Spiced Layer Cake

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I’ve posted this before, but I will never be over it.