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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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me: man my cock is so chafed. who could have done this.

the common cockchafer:

me: the common what

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Amy Brier’s limestone carvings

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My zine I made to sell for family campaigns I love how it came out

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littering is a low vibrational activity. npc behavior. people who litter do so because they know they are not shepherds of the earth and are actually demons here to destroy it

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iPad games aren't cutting it I need to be swoocing around the battlefield punching people with my shield with little regard for my teammates until I die wondering why my team wasn't backing me up (they were getting spawn killed by spider-man) (now I am too) (I died)

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i've been reunlocking pandaemonium on my viera alt

and it hits kinda different...

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you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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It’s definitely not “do whatever you want bc nobody cares” it’s somewhere between “people don’t care as much as you think they do” and “if you want to truly do what you want you have to not care about how much other people care”

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Hang on, are they calling normal eaters corpsemunchers now? PFFFFF They just keep making us sound more metal

how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?