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Keninem

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Barbie:

Meanwhile, Ken, discovering 4chan and discord:

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criminal they didn’t put the tunnel scene in the film :(

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i feel like tweek has reoccurring nightmares about being turned into a marketable plushie

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Hey, thanks for going through all that to save my life, Stan.

Dude, you're my best friend. I don't want you to die until I do.

💙💚 @judgedarts did this incredibly gorgeous page for me for my two most favorite dudes everrrr 💚💙

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thought of my boy kenny

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south park fanart i did in the mental hospital. Disturbing Artwork Made by the Mentally Ill in Asylums Compilation

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craig is both the most efficient and the most disquieting customer service worker. he will say “what do you want?” and then nothing else, he’ll walk away silently in the middle of you asking a question because he already knows what you’re asking, he doesn’t smile, he doesn’t tell you to have a good day or ask how you are, the only time he’ll talk to you is if he absolutely has to or if you’re doing something that pisses him off like your baby won’t stop crying (“can you shut that up?”) or you keep asking for more ketchup (“no. you’ve had enough.”) but there is also no employee who will get you what you need faster. you will never be in and out of a location at a more efficient speed because he is GREAT at what he does. he does NOT want you to be there nor does HE want to be there. if you don’t tip he will loom silently over your table until you do.

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south park s27 episode: the girls get really into shifting. cartman tries it so that he can shift into a universe that is just like their own except everyone loves him and also he has a dad and no one calls him fat. kyle tries to prove that he’s just lucid dreaming and should probably see a psychologist but everyone in the town starts believing that cartman is actually tapping into some kind of wormhole. heidi shifts to harry potter and accidentally beats draco malfoy to death and is really scared that she’s going to get actual real life arrested.

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takes my boyfriend with a humiliation kink out for dinner for his bday & tells the staff it’s his bday & when they come out singing happy bday he gets so hard that he passes out

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i really dont want tratt to even touch the topic of palestine and isr*al because i know it won't be handled with the proper nuance

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Glasses on the quirked up orb children

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“hey um, kyle, it’s stan, i think i might’ve like. left my flash drive in your computer? call me back if you get —”

“hey stan”

“oh hey kyle. what’s up”

“not much. yes i have your flash drive.”

“oh, cool! cool. great. um. did you see —”

“i saw the self insert john elway fic where you both turn into werewolves yes”

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A quick doodle I made cuz I was mad at tumblr and these scam posts

Why there are so many sex bots in the clockwork orange tag???? Like how do they pick the fandoms bruh

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People who bitch about 'ooohhh teenagers who ship south park' are so fucking. funny because you can tell that A. They've never watched even a minute of the actual show and probably think that its constant bigotry and also B. The oldest south park fanfic on ao3 is 25 going on 26 years old. The oldest one with a gay ship (style) is 22 going on 23. The comments of the Style one mention there being mailing lists for south park fanfic that inspired the style one so there are certainly long lost fics dating further back than that. Would you all like to bitch about south park fans again