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Here’s the looooong backstory I thought of:
What if the young, hothead Eivor, never sleeping by herself for even a single night (always accompanied by Viking ladies), has crush on Randvi and tells her that she loves her? Randvi was already familiar with naughty rumors(99% of them true) around Eivor, and despises irresponsible lifestyle of hers. Eivor spits out poetic but hollow lovepoems that all other girls were only candlelights that go off or winds that blows by, and that only Randvi was her true love. Randvi, eyes glaring with loathing, puts her index finger on Eivor’s lips to shush her. And Eivor licks it slyly.
I always think that the young Eivor(shown in the official comics) would have been somewhat despicable. Especially for Randvi, because she must have had burdens on her shoulder from early age.
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53/∞ ASSASSIN’S CREED VALHALLA
↳ SIEGE OF PARIS.
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oh my god they used the milfication beam
look at her your honor
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i take a little month break and come back to this hello who are you people
ANYWAYS i've been wanting to get back to writing Heila but easing back into it has been reeaalllyy difficult, i just kinda... lost all interest in Valhalla and haven't touched it for a few weeks now and i've Neglected to write down some ideas for it that i've now forgotten sooo.... send me some prompts for Eivor and i'll write a drabble maybe? 🤭
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My spies tell me stories of an avenging angel striking down the unworthy.
#dear god im boutta risk it all#im gonna jump into my fucking monitor and cross dimensions like super mario 64 painting#valhalla#eivor#gifset
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fam pls help out where did u get that eivor free tiddie mod from
its on the nexus! here
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ASSASSIN’S CREED: VALHALLA → 25/∞
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after the 5th time getting killed trying to go to Lesbos in AC:Odyssey, a location I am severely under-leveled for I realized I am no better than a moth flying into a light repeatedly. I am icarus trying to fuck the sun. If I cannot learn from my mistakes I will never move forward. Then I died again
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media is pretend and not real but sometimes the way people mischaracterize my favorite pretend little dudes makes me feel very real rage
#:)#im so sorry op for this random note popping up in ur activity feed but i. dug and dug and dug for this specific post
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Hard same.

#ive written the porn already i just need to connect point a to point b so theres reasoning and depth to the porn but at the same time.#i dont want to !
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ok the titty and muscle mods i used most for photomode have broken with the new update and my game is constantly crashing ..... i guess ill go back to writing now lmfao
#ubisoft bad at making good games and playtesting#making good games in recent years anyway#i also havent replied to that one person that left a very nice and thoughtful comment on my masterlist ... i will reply to it eventually#just know that i love u
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