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does anyone wanna be mutuals here lol

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taylor swifts new album is so fucking good ifkfjdkksf

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jet, bursting into the tea shop and pulling a weapon on zuko and iroh: these two are FIREBENDERS they’re here to DESTROY THE CITY FROM THE INSIDE we have to STOP THEM

zuko, putting down his teapot to draw his swords, not even going to argue with jet: finally, a reason to beat up a customer

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normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

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zuko got a redemption arc because he worked food service. dealing with Customers changed that bastard.

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i hope the people in the year 3000 know what they have to do to fulfill the prophecy

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Gandalf lmao that bitch loved an entrance

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We're neutral towards your pussy. We could take it or leave it.

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haha my tumblr is dead too 😭 that’s why I like sending asks to ppl. what kind of music do you listen to?

Honestly lately i’ve been digging phoebe bridgers latest album and billie marten! so like melancholy guitar folk?? i guess lol!! thank u anon im sorry ur tumblr is as dead as mine!

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what are ur hobbies?

i write songs and play guitar and read books written by old white men :)

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i thought she was supposed to be dumb

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no offense but I would die for peter parker

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I feel like it's been forever since I've seen ya on my dash where have you been I demand answers

ahhh still here, still scrolling lol

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?????this site is dying a slow death and you're still adding terrible features????

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