Like, all the slacking u've ever seen, Combined in this one life.
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me getting ready to go to the club
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some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water
person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?
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When Rihanna said “none of my ex’s are married or in happy relationships so it’s safe to say I wasn’t the problem” LMAOOOO I FELT THAT
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Short stories
If a girl ever wore lingerie for me I think I’d die
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fun drinking game
take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die
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Conversation
women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera
men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN
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