based solely on singular posts that I find pronouns are She/They, main blog is @vidicus3 also I only recently switched to pathfinder so I might make mistakes
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Level 2 Ranger
"Cats are mercenary creatures who don't care about you" boy I wish that was correct. This fucking animal won't leave me alone.
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Level 15 NPC

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"
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Level 2 Bard
when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
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Level 7 cleric

i love it when people end their dumbass points with a snappy one-liner that is technically true but in the complete opposite direction they intended
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Level 1 Warlock
as any really good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:
rags to riches
man vs man
man vs bee
voyage to meat world
coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
amateur pornography
godzilla
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Level 12 Bard
Just got called a fucking weirdo (in nicer words) by my grandfather for wearing my town map shirt
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Level 7 Rogue








You know it's real because it's by a guy with a website from 2002 called Ninjalicious who name checks Thief
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Level 12 Barbarian
You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.
Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.
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Level 7 bard
Her wise counsel has me going ohhhhhh and I see. Plus her ass is fat as hell.
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Level 16 Sorcerer

While the gentle winter sun slowly opens its eyes, let us all bring more light and compassion into the world. -Dacha Avelin
Solstice Blessings!
#good god some people#making me yearn to have a pet spacebunny#how do i deal with this yearning#oh yeah#give love and adoration to the artist#great job!#wow this is a lot of tags
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Level 9 Bard, Assassin dedication









> THE JESTER
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Level 12 barbarian




Yasmine Wüster
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