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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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Do you evere feeel

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I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

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Guy who thinks their extremely niche sexual fetishes are actually secretly universal to the human species, like, "Yeah, everyone wants to have sex with whales, but the norms of polite society won't let us."

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I am getting so much AI art and picture generation ads that now every time I see the king or the cunty grandma or the bald freezing lady I am like. Love is real idk.

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

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imagine two mated wyrms twisting around each other, possessing an uncountable number of limbs, each claw of good or evil interlocked with its opposite, the coil twists further around itself into a skein of flesh. how i would describe DNA to a wizard

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you've heard of love triangles now get ready for th

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should i post this

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@official-linguistics-post

When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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really surprised i have of yet to see this reading of laios' and toshiro's relationship before tbh