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Nicky: listen to me

Aaron and Andrew: *both turning around and quieting down at the same time* what?

Nicky: wait hold on I didn’t think y’all would listen to me, I haven’t planned my speech yet

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Neil: I’m going to defeat you using the power of friendship and this gun I found

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They see me rollin’

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Just gonna come out and say this conversation definitely happened at some point.

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Kevin: Here's some advice

Neil: I didn't ask for any

Kevin: Too bad. I’ve been thinking about it for hours and you're the only one who’s talking to me right now.

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wymack: why can’t you accept my offer to join the Foxes?

neil:

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Aaron: are you fucking stupid??

Neil: yes but i go by neil

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random dude: those exy ppl kinda intimidate me

andrew, overhearing: nah they are all losers

random dude:

random dude: arent you-

andrew: thats my twin

random dude:

andrew:

random dude: but dont both twins-

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When Matt and Dan help Neil with his schedule at the beginning of the book they probably are like “poor kid. So stressed about college. Classic freshmen” only to later find out he is connected to the fucking mafia.

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Matt: I think we have a problem

Neil: is it my father who works for the maffia?

Matt: your what?

Neil: nothing, nevermind....

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Andrew: Karma is not working I think I need a gun

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Nicky: So, Neil, did you enjoy your birthday?

Neil, a bit drunk: Which one?

Nicky: Um, the one you chose?

Neil: Oh ok ok

Nicky, confused af: Why?

Neil: Oh, well, when you are on the run for 8 years you have a birthday at least once a month. In like three days "Chris" will be like 35.

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Neil when the FBI tell him he can’t see his Foxes.

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Wymack: I’m dissapointed in you Neil. What would your mother say if she knew about this?

Neil: Probably, “Oh my god, I’m alive!”

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The teams April Fools prank is they don’t go to practice and don’t tell Kevin.