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assumedcryptid · 2 hours ago

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happy juneteenth but dont forget that prisoners are legally allowed to be subject to slave labor and also black people are disproportionately arrested and subjected to that legality. happy juneteenth but slavery still lives in america. america is still dependant on slave labor.

#juneteenth #us holiday #not necessarily juneteenth anymore at the time of rbing but an important reminder nonetheless

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assumedcryptid · 3 hours ago

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just doin a quick djo sketch for fun

#djo #joe keery #art goals #insp #BEAUUUUTIFUL RENDITION!!!!#LOVE your artstyle op

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assumedcryptid · 14 hours ago

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YOUR HONOR, I’M IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN

via paulinaaa_99 on insta

#joe keery #djo #crushposting #lord/lady/liege/whomstever pls have mercy #i need this man Chronically fr 😭😭😭🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️🙇🏽‍♀️#that second pic specifically is like. AUGHHH #smthn about this man. i need ppl to study this in a lab. (my brain n its desire/obsession w him)

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assumedcryptid · 14 hours ago

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

#thats so interesting... like Genuinely...#idt my brain could get to tht level of meta n im kinda jealous of that person 🤔 bc like im v much like op #like ill get taken out of the scene n im so distracted i cant think abt being horny LMAO #but to be able to reframe it like that... genuinely impressed

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assumedcryptid · 14 hours ago

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thought my dumb(blasian)ass had today: [celebcrush] if u wanna support black ppl this juneteenth go on a date w me pls

#cryptic ramblings #crushposting #IM JOKING i aint the kinda person to put pressure someone like that #but ☝️ im like. an Ideal diversity hire so like... optics would be good for u king 👀🤪#(joking again but the real and true part of this is [celebcrush] pls go out w me pls.... please....... pleak..........)

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assumedcryptid · 14 hours ago

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#hatsune miku id trust u with my life let alone my drink #same goes for altaria tbh thats the homie fr

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assumedcryptid · 14 hours ago

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#his cock probably #< prev tags #now will he butcher it or will i have to 🤔#n dont tell me its 'precut' or whatever i want that thang deveined like a scrimp.

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assumedcryptid · 15 hours ago

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look at my fucking lawyers dawggg im going to jail 😫😭💀

costarring the lovely @spencerwan

#video #fav #drawfee #NOOOO MY CALIFORNIAN-ASS CANT EVEN GET REPPED BY THEM #biggest bruh moment ever fr #get unbanned NEOW!!! california senators!!!! unban them!!!! they did nothing wrong!!!!!!

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assumedcryptid · 15 hours ago

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#fuck ai #science #WOW #read later #gotta brush up on my academic research lingo anyways but i actually gotta remember to come back n read it lol im so intrigued!!!

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assumedcryptid · 21 hours ago

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when people my age make films about how depressing and lame it is to be doing nothing in your mid 20s im like well you just directed a movie so you cant possibly understand

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assumedcryptid · 21 hours ago

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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assumedcryptid · 21 hours ago

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