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WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TAKE HER?

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A king who doesn't really want to and isn't able to run the kingdom properly catches wind of a noble woman who wants to kill him to take over and he realizes she is extremely competent so he decides to propose to her to save everyone the hassle and they have a surprisingly healthy relationship.

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it's crucial that you untie "special interest" from "expertise". "it's true just trust me bro" doesn't have any extra weight when you add "I know because it's my special interest". you are not immune from falling for misinformation, and you are not immune from sharing misinformation. not to mention the fact that "amount of knowledge" isn't even a requirement for something being classified as a special interest lol!

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if i reblog 213409034 posts in the span of 8 minutes from your blog: i forgot you were not the tumblr dashboard and also im NOT sorry. take my notes fiend!!!!!!!

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Mary Oliver, from a poem titled "Work," featured in The Southern Review (edited)

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i will Never deactivate. if i die this blog shall remain eternal as a museum of my greatness. a monument of my legacy.

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sometimes the words just flow and other times you'd have more luck wringing out a dry towel

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if i say “i’m working on it” just know that means i’m thinking about it really hard while doing absolutely nothing

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"you are annoying about x & y" okay. this is the being annoying website.

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Yellowed pages.

The scent of time-creased paper.

A thousand stories wrapped in cardboard.

Words with meanings that never fade.

Worlds breathing quietly between the lines.

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“based on your likes” I have never liked anything remotely close to that atrocity of a post

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you call it a plot hole i call it quantum storytelling. the story exists in multiple realities until i pick one. or don’t. who knows. the answer to the plot hole is somewhere.

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“Do it scared” “do it badly” it’s time to drop the guide for do it alone

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i hope when i choose not to allow apps to send me notifications it hurts them

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

lots and lots and lots and lots

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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.