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anyway stream montero

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How?

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IS THERE A GREATER MAN THAN KEANU REEVES? STATS SEEM TO POINT THE ANSWER TO ‘NO’!!! Some stories of how wholesome Keanu reeves is!!!

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neon winnipeg by chloe elizabeth

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Normalize people not being in love and still leading happy and fulfilling lives

But also normalize people being in love in ways besides romantic: alterously, platonically, queerplatonically, etc

They are not mutually exclusive things to normalize!

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love is so embarrassing . also the only thing that matters

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forgive me father for i have sinned in all the most intricate, exquisite and aesthetically pleasing ways i was capable of

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my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater

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Princess Mari got a present from someone special ❤️

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im watching the lilo and stitch series w a friend i only have one thing to say

why disney made gantu so thicc

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hey! so for those of you who didn’t already know, i currently live in Japan, where same-sex marriage is not yet legal. tomorrow afternoon, the Japanese Diet is having a hearing concerning same-sex marriage, and they’re “gauging interest” based on the viewership of the livestream. basically, if people don’t watch, they’ll just write off the issue as niche and avoid it for as long as possible.

i’m posting about this here because, for ~some reason~, the hearing is to start at 1pm. on a regular thursday. when people are at work.

so, for those of you who will be awake at 1pm JST on thursday the 26th of november, i ask you to please contribute to the youtube live viewer count. i’ll put the link in a reblog.

thanks in advance!

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are you a 'babe but platonically' queer or 'bro but romantically' queer

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‪I’m opening up a commission slot!‬

(Maybe more if people are interested)

-You can contact me via Dms through Discord, Twitter or Tumblr to discuss further.

-half payment up front, upon completion I will give you a water marked version to assess before the second half is paid.

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More How To Manage ADHD

“I never remember to take out the trash until my trash can is full, at which point the trash bag is really heavy and the stuff at the bottom has been rotting a while, and it’s awful!”

Small brain: “Try to train yourself to take out the trash on certain days at certain times.”

Large brain: “Buy a tiny trash can. Now you HAVE to empty it.”

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Leaving a cup of water on the sidewalk. (via sincappop)

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A scrumptious fuck-ton of human mouth references.

[From various sources]