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“the problem is its never gonna be what all the fans want” imo the problem is the majority of fans have bad fucking taste like. if you write a story with the intent to keep editing it in line with what fans want you’re gonna end up with a shitty story. obviously you can take in criticism from early access but once you publish the thing you shouldn’t constantly be retconning characterization wtf. good god

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Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

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inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

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Source: kibrit_skatecat

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I love the sex and magic pride flag. Pink and turquoise and sex and magic are so important to me. I've always argued that we need to put sex and magic back in the pride flag. Then I thought, why stop there?

This is the Sex and Magic Flag, reblog if you like sex and magic

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So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN

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OBJECTION!

Ace Attorney AU where Akechi is Edgeworth because ive dumped myself into another interest and started playing phoenix wright: ace attorney recently

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ace attorney investigations gifset taken from the bottom of this site

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Happy edgeworth day everybody 😭

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sandw1tchshop on instagram

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I went to my first pride and it was really fun despite being kind of afraid of crowds!! There were so many people cheering and only two small groups of protesters even in my stupid ass red state so it was good to see how much we outweighed the bad people

I know I’ve been putting myself out of my comfort zone with coming out in general but I never would’ve done something like that before… it’s good to be out of ur comfort zone sometimes :3

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here’s my one whole discourse post for pride month. you fucks will never ever ever wean off the radfem shit if you keep trying to give “cis men are evil” nuance. no, it’s not bad because they could be closeted or questioning, it’s bad because gender essentialism is a fucking brain poison and it makes you stupid

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