What is public opinion on the Traffic Wizard and the Cone Minions? (That'd be a killer band name btw)
Kinda like OSHA incarnate. They will berate you for improperly using tools etc. I like to imagine the cone minions acting like safety cryptids.
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Serving “going to church with your friend’s family after a sleepover” realness:
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why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs
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my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/
it's not even on that post
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Dialogue Responses
"Have I ever lied to you?"
"Yes. All the time."
"I hope you're joking."
"Are you really asking me that?"
"Oh, I remember many instances."
"Should I remind you of that one time..."
"When have you ever told me the truth?"
"Not to my knowledge, but I could be wrong."
"Do you want a list of all the times that you lied?"
"No, so I don't understand why you start with it now."
"Probably. Because I don't feel like I know you anymore."
All the Dialogue Responses can be found here.
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i WILL make lump fish a Trendy Animal like axolotls and isopods. no one can stop me
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