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I watched “Berserk: The Golden Age Arc” trilogy (skipping through a lot of the graphic content, which meant… like a quarter of part 3). I was interested because of Griffith’s androgyny and rumors of HoYay. But Griffith is a despicable person. I’m going to instead appreciate the one guy who interacted with Casca and wasn’t a sexist jerk to her at some point: Judeau.

Level-headed, thoughtful, and uncannily accurate with throwing knives. What more could a person ask for?

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Christmas Prompts: Some I made up, some I took from the internet. Feel free to do the whole challenge, or just do some randomly.

1. Mistletoe kiss

2. Pretend boyfriend/girlfriend for family Christmas party

3. You made me a Christmas playlist but it’s just Mariah Carey’s “All I want for Christmas is you”. I can’t tell if you’re hitting on me or if it’s a joke

4. My car got stuck in snow you saved me

5. Last Christmas I gave you my heart and you asked me to marry you 

6. I got you for Secret Santa, but I thought it was suppose to be a gag gift, and now I wont fess up because I’m embarrassed

7. We’re both stuck at the airport for Christmas eve

8. Snowman competition, the judges are a bunch of five year old kids

9. I work at a toy store and you keep coming in but never buy anything

10. Your dad is Santa, he’s missing, and I’m helping you save Christmas

11. I’m a barista and you keep making weird faces when you drink the “Christmas cheer in a cup” coffee I make, why do you keep ordering it?

12. We’re neighbors and I just got locked out of my apartment, I was baking cookies that will burn if I don’t get in there quick

13. You made me an ugly Christmas sweater

14. I met you on Christmas but haven’t seen you since, until today on Christmas day, are you an angel? Wait, you actually are?

15. We’re stuck in different cities, so we wont be together for Christmas. We end up talking on the phone for hours, to the annoyance of our families

16. You’re robbing the bank on Christmas eve and I’m a hostage but you’re actually really nice

17. I was dressed up as an elf, because of my job. You’re drunk and think I actually know Santa

18. You hate Christmas because you’ve never had a good one. So I go all out to make this the best Christmas for you

19. I was cold, so you gave me your jacket but now you’re cold too. So I suggest we hug instead

20. I’ve never seen snow in person before, until now, what is this white stuff falling from the sky? Why are you laughing at me?

21. We got into an argument because of something stupid, but I slipped on ice on the stairs. I called you to help me, and our fight was forgotten when you got all worried

22. I was putting up Christmas lights, and I literally fell into your arms

23. There’s one Christmas cookie left, so I challenge you, winner takes the cookie

24. You keep playing Christmas music, and it’s driving me nuts, please play something else

25. Free prompt

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SANDERS SIDES COUNTDOWN TO CHRISTMAS DRAWING/WRITING PROMPTS!!

Dec. 1 Decorating the Tree

Dec. 2 Snowball Fight

Dec. 3 Roman angst

Dec. 4 Christmas Sweaters

Dec. 5 Logan angst

Dec. 6 Singing Christmas Songs

Dec. 7 Christmas movies

Dec. 8 Sledding

Dec. 9 A Christmas Carol

Dec. 10 Favorite Tradition

Dec. 11 “FROZEN IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE, YOU MICROSOFT NERD!”

Dec. 12 Patton angst

Dec. 13 Snowed In

Dec. 14 Secret Santa

Dec. 15 Virgil angst

Dec. 16 Tiny Sides Christmas

Dec. 17 “Nightmare Before Christmas is a Christmas movie, Princey”

Dec. 18 Deceit’s first Christmas

Dec. 19 Virgil’s Birthday

Dec. 20 Deceit angst

Dec. 21 Snowman

Dec. 22 Christmas with Joan and Talyn ((inspired by this post by @parano–vigilant))

Dec. 23 Christmas Lights

Dec. 24 Santa

Dec. 25 Christmas!!

Be sure to tag me in anything you do for this! I wanna see it!

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Festive Fic Prompts

I thought I’d write a prompt list fit for the season.  Feel free to reblog and use for all your festive fanfic needs!

“If you throw that snowball at me…”

“You want marshmallows on that?”

“It’s snowing!”

“I shouldn’t be this attracted to an elf”

“You got me a Christmas present?”

“Want to roast some chestnuts?”

“No no, the antlers are essential!”

“You put eggnog on your cereal?”

“But I’ve been such a good girl/boy”

“I just kept pouring brandy in it.  Seemed like a good idea”

“Those - weren’t the kind of stockings I had in mind…”

“It looks like a bunch of Santa’s elves got wasted in here.”

“Oh, hey, mistletoe!”

“Just how good were you this year?”

“You’re wearing that to the Christmas party?”

“You wrapped this?  It looks like squirrels nested in it”

“Listen!  Sleigh bells!”

“Well, looks like we’re snowed in”

“You know it’s traditional, right?”

“Well, I wasn’t expecting that in my stocking”

“God, I hate doing Secret Santa!”

“You look like you belong on the top of the Christmas tree”

“You can’t be alone on Christmas Eve”

“This hot chocolate has rum in it”

“I won’t make it home for Christmas”

“Whisky is a perfectly acceptable alternative to turkey”

“Wow, I had no idea the Grinch was a real person”

“Are - are those supposed to go on the tree?”

“Okay!  Who ate all the cookies?”

“No!  Those are for Santa!”

“Which list do you think he put me on?”

“Is that a candy cane in your pocket?”

“Ice skating?  Really?”

“Look, I can explain.  You see, I made a wish…”

“This should help to warm your hands up”

“How about a kiss under the mistletoe?”

“I don’t think Santa wears that…”

“Why did you hang it there?”

“I’ve - never seen tree ornaments like that before”

“I don’t think he/she would want that for Christmas”

“Santa doesn’t have to know about this”

“Where’s your stocking?”

“You know Santa doesn’t come until midnight, right?”

“How many lights did you think we needed?”

“Why does it look like it snowed in here?”

“Help me with this snowman”

“Oh God, not the carol singers!”

“Light the candles!”

“Can I smell cinnamon?”

“Good thing we found this cabin or we’d have frozen to death”

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Person A: *puts Santa hat on and runs up to Person B* IT’S SANTA TIME, BABY!

Person B: NO! IT’S NOT EVEN DECEMBER YET! WE HAVE ONE MORE WEEK!

Person A: *puts Santa hat on Person B* Think again.

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Soo Apparently… this is a thing in Tales of Phantasia… The more you know.

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Uh lol... I don't really like to post things on Tumblr, but I wanted to share my last piece. I fell in the bottomless vaporwave. If you wanna support me, follow me on my Instagram, @vpamyart ! :) Thank you ~

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And Azerbaijan! :D

European countries still welcome in Italy this summer:

- Albania

- Malta 

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Just so we are clear, if we are neighbours and you’re not giving 12 points to Italy, you’re cancelled. No more gelato, pasta, pizza, cappuccino and mandolino for you. And we’ll built a wall. That you’ll pay for. Give us those 12 fucking points.

Sincerely, Italy ft the only Italian gorilla to ever exist.

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Italian revenge against San Marino wiki page (part ¼)

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Lailah: Zaveid is the man I've been seeing recently.

Zaveid: Why are they looking at me like I'm a zoo animal?

Mikleo: Well, Lailah acts as sort of the mom of our group, so emotionally, this is kind of like being told you're our new dad.

Zaveid: But you know it's nothing like that, right?

Sorey: Absolutely. Can you bake cookies?

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my name is Cow and wen it’s nite or wen the moon is shaiyning brite and yu’r awæcce to see heroes I sneac rite in I steal the shau

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Damian Trying to Hide Batcow from the Titans

Raven: *sighing* Does anyone know what a cow is doing in the TV room?

Everyone: *looks at Damian*

Damian: *covers Batcow with a blanket* What cow?

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ToZ Cinnamon Roll meme

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you

Looks like they could kill you, but is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like they could kill you, would actually kill you

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll right out of the oven

Could kill you by feeding you too many cinnamon rolls

Snags the poisoned cinnamon roll out of your hands

The one who poisoned the cinnamon roll

Sinnamon roll

lmao don’t ask why i chose them LMAO 

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Lailah: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Sorey: What if it bites me and it dies?

Lailah: That means you're poisonous.

Rose: What if it bites itself and I die?

Lailah: ...That's voodoo.

Edna: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Lailah: That's correlation, not causation.

Mikleo: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Zaveid: That's kinky.

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to all of my underage followers with shitty parents:

i am your parent now. i love you, you are valid, i’m making lasagna for dinner and your bedtimes are never

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THIS NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH