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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag

you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova

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ever since i was a little girl i wanted to experience being taken away by my fated vampire lover

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how come my dashboard smells weird

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

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the way people act about crime is so insane. like yeah there's more crime in cities because there's more people, and it's caught more because there's more cops. its not that the ratio of crime:people is any different. "oh but there's less violent crime in the suburbs-" is there? is there really less? or is there still fights and assault and rape that's just ignored because it doesn't "fit the town image" so everything's just swept under the rug. "rich white people don't do violent crime" is such bullshit

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he knocked a roast chicken off the kitchen counter so as punishment I put him in a frilly little collar but.. he just seems perfectly content with it 

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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