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We hold very important discussions here at Asterium.

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So I was playing with @fishnetandfundip and @fitzefitcher and let me tell you I interrupted so many enemy riptires it was good shit.

Bonus: me dodging sniper fire and then getting shot in face so hard my corpse did a flip.

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Welcome to Asterium.

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Asterium is a good guild.

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Shoutout to them both declining a ready check and asking if we can pull within 5 seconds of me sending a ready check

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the ballad of gorefiesta, or: as it turns out you can’t 5-man mythic gorefiend just yet

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I am become Sel, Destroyer of Payloads.

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Pocket Mercy.

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“I’m a PRIME SPECIMEN”

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Sel gits gud.

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Shoutout to that one time I, @fitzefitcher and @fishnetandfundip were playing overwatch and this one person kept getting angry at people for “not aiming” and then switched to s76, whose ult is literal shoutout to aimbot, and then symmetra whose weapon auto aims (no shade at symmetra I love her)

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Roadhog’s hooks may be broken but my love for him is not.

(guild shenanigans with @fitzefitcher @fishnetandfundip @maq-maq )

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My mom cackled when I told her what @fitzefitcher said. She’s just sitting in the chairs now like “Make it so, number one”.

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For our 1 year anniversary, since it falls on the Ides of March, Asterium decided to play a custom game of Stab Caesar.

Goal: Kill Caesar, a player Soldier: 76 who has 1000HP and 400% damage. Played on Ilios (the closest we could get to Rome) maps.

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@asterium-guild merry crimbo fuckass

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This is a long one and worth watching in HD imho.