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Girlies together ")

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little

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another iceland fact

tourists are posting pictures from several different places in the country and tagging them with the name "gjaldskylda". they seem to be under the impression that it's the toponym of the beautiful waterfall/lava field/mountain/etc. they're visiting.

gjaldskylda means "you have to pay to park here" and it's on an unreasonable amount of signs

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we NEED a caged bird emoji

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genuinely wild to me that my entire job is being on the phone now. when i moved from my factory job into the office management side i had panic attacks over every phone call. once i had to call a a sales representative for one of our suppliers and left a voicemail for this man (named sam) where i very loudly began with “Hi, Ham!” and i froze for a solid 15 seconds of stomach-to-asshole terror before i hung the phone up with audible force. and that was the day my supervisor told me through tears that if you press the pound key at the end of your voicemail instead of hanging up it gives you the option to re-record.

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One thing not enough model kit enthusiasts talk about is how often you can save money by shopping for your hobby tools...in the makeup department.

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oh also a girl in my class found out that I illustrate, and asked if she could commission me for a pet portrait. so I said "sorry, I don't do commissions, but I can give you a free ink sketch." and then the next class I showed up with the sketch and she said "I love this. so why don't you do commissions? I can't commission you?" and I said sorry, just a bit busy. and then she went to grab something from her bag and gave it to me and said "here is a crystal charged under the full moon," and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh, okay thanks. thank you."

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The Heavy from tf2 got scared.

The Scout from tf2 got scared.

The Spy from tf2 got scared.

The Demoman from tf2 got scared.

The Sniper from tf2 got scared.

The Pyro from tf2 got scared.

The Engineer from tf2 got scared.

The Medic from tf2 got scared.

The Soldier from tf2 got scared.

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it's so crazy that ppl think professionals being into kink is info that needs to be made public. ur too old to still think teachers live in the school yk?

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reddit government that thinks it's 4chan

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At first i wanted to draw that one taller & shorter lesbians post, but i ended up fusing it w this meme lol

es maso como un curi, curinspired

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Pido perdon o((⊙﹏⊙))o.

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that unemployed transfem you like to complain about is going through so much shit right now. job applications become a whole new kind of hell when the world at large views you as a pest.