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[the friend who's been trying not to let it show that they've wanted to smell you like an excitable dog for the last two hours of hanging out voice] omg wait.whag if wouldn't it be soooo funny if we had like a nose fight. aha

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Is it okay if my plushies watch you do terrible things to me? They like the bed and I don't have the heart to move them.

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i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

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adjusting the angle of my camcorder before pulling you into my lap and pulling up your top to grope at your soft warm tits. whiny little whimpers through the duct tape over your lips and panties stuffed in your mouth, fingers brushing against my lower stomach as you pull uselessly at the wrist restraints behind your back. all this crying for what, huh? didn’t you say you wanted to make a movie? it’s not so different just because they’re all watching, is it? you’re not shy now, are you? oh— oh you are? i have something for that you know. oh come on don’t shake your head at me. i’m sorry i got the dosage wrong last time but i’ve got it perfect now. it won’t be days like before, just knock you out for a few hours. it’ll be better. you won’t even remember

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um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

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dude (with the intent of fucking your brains out & turning u into a cockdrunk faggot)

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STEP ONE of treating that stab wound I gave you is letting me tonguefuck it

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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly

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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?

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puppy's gonna need a smoke and a drink and a solid brick to the head ok?

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please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment

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there are alwaays buttons to press. for the mindful pervert

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quick! i poisoned you and the only antidote is heavy kissing and tongue sucking

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Trust me bro dry humping just elevates the hang-out experience you gotta believe me man