astersalene

[astersalene]

// after uhhhhhh idk how many months dont ask me the first chapter is FINALLY done

// https://archiveofourown.org/works/66846367/chapters/172515736

// hhhhghhhhhhjhjhjbjbihjhjhh i will Explode Them

// hey guys it’s me your favorite boy 😋😋😋 UHM !!!!! I got an IPad for Christmas SOOO MORE FREQUENT POSTS YAY!!! Also I am still working on that fic ,,, hehe,,,, I just . am bad at writing Sebastian :( so it’s taking me a long time :(

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The shop is dark. The only sounds being the distant rush of water and the occasional random noise of the blacksite.

Aster is curled up in the corner of the dim room, absentmindedly shifting through a pile of research they had scavenged in the light of a lamp they found sitting on Sebastian’s desk. Most of it was junk.

They’re tired, but they still had to keep searching…

Even if they passed out in the process. Maybe someone should intervene before they work themself to death.

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Soooooooo...

I'm bored so Imma force you and Seb to watch Coraline since it's my favorite movie and it is ABSURD you don't get any of the references. Well, actually, my first favorite movie is the Conjuring 2, but we'll start with Coraline to 'warm up' your tolerance for horror shows. Even though Coraline isn't that scary.

“…..Coraline is one of my favorite movies. But I’m down, I guess! I haven’t watched a movie in ages. Like even before I was arrested. So yeah, sure.”

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new pfp for asters blog woaa wowie zowieee

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I like eating plastic. That's how.

And glass, though sometimes it's too crunchy, so I gotta melt it first.

Ooh, and cardboard.

But I really prefer sweet stuff.

Anygays, can I "adopt" one of the bunnies? (It'll happen regardless of what Aster says lol)

“I??? Sureee??? Go ahead?? Nothing’s stopping you???” *They’re just flabbergasted and simply horrified.*

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*Shoves the banana into mouth and eats it whole so Aster can't get it back* "HAHAHA I WIN!"

*They look absolutely flabbergasted.* “…..THAT WAS PLASTIC. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT. 😨”

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//hey 😼

// i need angelfish angelfish save me

// im goign to write angelfish. i’ll be back. eventually

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// i need angelfish angelfish save me

// im goign to write angelfish. i’ll be back. eventually

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// they definitely will!! :)

((HIII HELLOO!!! Happy April fools!! I saw your hc list for Angelfish and OH MY GOSH I LOVE THEM. I apologize if this is a bit of a lengthy ask 😭))

(( @ask-the-saboteurs-daughter ))

*An eel-like creature approaches you. She looks similar to Sebastian in terms of appearance, with a long tail instead of legs, two anglerfish lures on top of her head, and other various fish-like features. She also has multiple pouches on her tail, and a bag that she has on her side for easy access.*

"Hello!!! I don't think I've seen you before!!! May I offer a card trick? Nothing is expected in return!"

*she reaches into her bag, and she pulls out a deck of cards, but they don't look like normal cards. Magic cards! They can summon silly creatures and give you silly features for a temporary time!*

((I highly encourage you to also prank Andie!!! She's always up for silly shenanigans >:3))

*They perk up when they notice her.* “Oh! Uhm…Hello…?” *They listen to her speak, staring at the cards in confusion when she pulls them out.* “You know what? Sure, why not. Go ahead.” *They shrug.* “Not that I have anything better to do.” They mumbled.

// HELLO!!! Hehehe happy april fools and thank youu 😼😼 i REALLY need to write more abt them on this blog <\3 i have sooo many little ideas abt them brewing in my head but it kinda sucks to not havea sebastian for them ,,, BUT YEAH!! I Will prob prank andie in return becuz hehehe >:3

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*Aster looks up from alien rabbit, blinking.* “Oh…She’s gone….” *They mumble, shrugging and returning to petting the alien rabbit.* “That wwas….odd…oh well, at least I got this little guy!!”

// Melanie’s my favorite 😼😼 I freaking love tv headed characters hehehehe :3

((HIII HELLOO!!! Happy April fools!! I saw your hc list for Angelfish and OH MY GOSH I LOVE THEM. I apologize if this is a bit of a lengthy ask 😭))

(( @ask-the-saboteurs-daughter ))

*An eel-like creature approaches you. She looks similar to Sebastian in terms of appearance, with a long tail instead of legs, two anglerfish lures on top of her head, and other various fish-like features. She also has multiple pouches on her tail, and a bag that she has on her side for easy access.*

"Hello!!! I don't think I've seen you before!!! May I offer a card trick? Nothing is expected in return!"

*she reaches into her bag, and she pulls out a deck of cards, but they don't look like normal cards. Magic cards! They can summon silly creatures and give you silly features for a temporary time!*

((I highly encourage you to also prank Andie!!! She's always up for silly shenanigans >:3))

*They perk up when they notice her.* “Oh! Uhm…Hello…?” *They listen to her speak, staring at the cards in confusion when she pulls them out.* “You know what? Sure, why not. Go ahead.” *They shrug.* “Not that I have anything better to do.” They mumbled.

// HELLO!!! Hehehe happy april fools and thank youu 😼😼 i REALLY need to write more abt them on this blog <\3 i have sooo many little ideas abt them brewing in my head but it kinda sucks to not havea sebastian for them ,,, BUT YEAH!! I Will prob prank andie in return becuz hehehe >:3

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“WHAT THE HELL—“ *They yelp, stumbling backwards. They calm down after a second.* “Huh, this little guy’s actually cute…” *They reach down to pet the alien rabbit, smiling softly.*

//YESYES IT IS!!! Their suit is actually the “pleasant” jumpsuit obtained by getting Sebastian to kill you in Regretevator! :3 i love both regretevator and pressure, and that’s usually the jumpsuit i use hehe :3 (aster used to just be my roblox avatar LOL)

((HIII HELLOO!!! Happy April fools!! I saw your hc list for Angelfish and OH MY GOSH I LOVE THEM. I apologize if this is a bit of a lengthy ask 😭))

(( @ask-the-saboteurs-daughter ))

*An eel-like creature approaches you. She looks similar to Sebastian in terms of appearance, with a long tail instead of legs, two anglerfish lures on top of her head, and other various fish-like features. She also has multiple pouches on her tail, and a bag that she has on her side for easy access.*

"Hello!!! I don't think I've seen you before!!! May I offer a card trick? Nothing is expected in return!"

*she reaches into her bag, and she pulls out a deck of cards, but they don't look like normal cards. Magic cards! They can summon silly creatures and give you silly features for a temporary time!*

((I highly encourage you to also prank Andie!!! She's always up for silly shenanigans >:3))

*They perk up when they notice her.* “Oh! Uhm…Hello…?” *They listen to her speak, staring at the cards in confusion when she pulls them out.* “You know what? Sure, why not. Go ahead.” *They shrug.* “Not that I have anything better to do.” They mumbled.

// HELLO!!! Hehehe happy april fools and thank youu 😼😼 i REALLY need to write more abt them on this blog <\3 i have sooo many little ideas abt them brewing in my head but it kinda sucks to not havea sebastian for them ,,, BUT YEAH!! I Will prob prank andie in return becuz hehehe >:3

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*Takes the banana that was perched on Aster's shoulder and takes off running* "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE-!"

“WHAT THE HECK NO COME BACK THAT WAS A SOUVENIR!!!! THAT COST SO MUCH ROBUX GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!” *They chase after you*

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Happy April Fools! *pranks aster with a wedgie* 🤣👍

“WHAT???? WHAT??? OW???????? WHY???????”

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((HIII HELLOO!!! Happy April fools!! I saw your hc list for Angelfish and OH MY GOSH I LOVE THEM. I apologize if this is a bit of a lengthy ask 😭))

(( @ask-the-saboteurs-daughter ))

*An eel-like creature approaches you. She looks similar to Sebastian in terms of appearance, with a long tail instead of legs, two anglerfish lures on top of her head, and other various fish-like features. She also has multiple pouches on her tail, and a bag that she has on her side for easy access.*

"Hello!!! I don't think I've seen you before!!! May I offer a card trick? Nothing is expected in return!"

*she reaches into her bag, and she pulls out a deck of cards, but they don't look like normal cards. Magic cards! They can summon silly creatures and give you silly features for a temporary time!*

((I highly encourage you to also prank Andie!!! She's always up for silly shenanigans >:3))

*They perk up when they notice her.* “Oh! Uhm…Hello…?” *They listen to her speak, staring at the cards in confusion when she pulls them out.* “You know what? Sure, why not. Go ahead.” *They shrug.* “Not that I have anything better to do.” They mumbled.

// HELLO!!! Hehehe happy april fools and thank youu 😼😼 i REALLY need to write more abt them on this blog <\3 i have sooo many little ideas abt them brewing in my head but it kinda sucks to not havea sebastian for them ,,, BUT YEAH!! I Will prob prank andie in return becuz hehehe >:3

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// happy april fools!!! today i highly encourage you to bully fhe shit out of aster :3 pull pranks, magic anons, etc! :3

“…what? WHAT???? NONONONO-“

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i think theyre dumb actually and should die

(angelfish)

(also heyyyy pstt you should TOTALLY check out my really cringe fic about them totally. its aster and sebastians first I love yous its toothrotting fluff. :3 link is below lalalal)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63728767

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Uhm uhhhhhh angelfish………..

i hate them,…………grrrrrggrgr

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