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https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

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Client:  (via email) Wondering if this link is available and active.

I click the link. It takes me to the page, which is working and functional.

Me: Yes, this link is both available and active.

Client: Great, thanks for checking that.

Me internally: Did you seriously just SEND ME AN EMAIL to ask me to click a link for you?

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Picking colors from the color picker in Photoshop with a client looking over my shoulder:

Client: I want a sapphire blue, I don’t know if your software has that blue, just type in sapphire and let’s see…

Me: …

Later, when we did find a color the client liked.

Client: I was thinking I want to name it Cat’s Eye, but you know what we could do? We could spell it with a K to make it more original! You know? Wouldn’t that be cool?

I’m pretty sure the client thinks we invented the color.

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Lovely Photo Manipulations Utilizing Stock Photography by Justin Peters

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I LOVE THIS!  Black Excellence at its finest ❤️

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Arguing with an Aries

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Black guys have a different type of sawce

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Atlanta ‘Alligator Man’ dir. Hiro Murai

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And thanks to my stylist @jeanneyangstyle not only for the pants that split but for sending me these beautiful pics taken right after they split on #jimmykimmel.

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I work as an architectural draftsman. Once I made a concept for a house. I send it to the client as PDF via e-mail so that he could review it and make changes. Instead of making the changes directly in the PDF or print it, scribble the changes on it with a pen, scan it and send it back via e-mail, he calls me:

Client: There are some changes that I want you to do in the draft. Some walls need to be moved. Starting with this wall.

Over the phone, I heard an audible tap on a piece of paper.

Me: Sure, no problem. I can do that, but can you be more specific about which wall you mean?

Client: This wall right here!

Once again, I heard him tap on the paper.

Me: I’m sorry, but I don’t know which one you mean because…

Client: (cuts me off) If you go from the living room to the kitchen and then to the next room, that wall there!

At this point, the tap on the paper is angrier.

Me: Sorry, but I can’t see which wall you’re pointing at.

Client: (shouts) WHY NOT? CAN YOU MOVE THAT WALL NOW OR NOT?

Me: …

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how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?