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Coffee? Isn't that like, the equivalent of Satan's tears?

This place

Is a whole lot more pleasant to be in when I’m not the only one around. Time for some coffee before my duties begin for today.

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@astonaut: to come to work hungover or not to come to work hungover #whyhaventibeenfiredyet

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Pinky swear?

Then run away with me into the sunset, we’ll elope in Vegas. I promise you, I will treat you right.

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I love you just won't cut it anymore.

No! Don’t listen to her, I… I— I can be better than this and I promise. I- I love you, Aston.

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That you're no good for me. I should've listened.

Your mother loves me! What— What did she say?

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My mother was right about you.

I don’t know, As. We shouldn’t make it harder then it already is. 

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I can change! Gimme another chance, please!

We do, I know we do. I just need some space to clear my head. It’s not you… it’s me.

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No problem, babe.

Oh, you did! That’s great. Now I don’t have to worry about my mom yelling at me over it. Thanks so much!

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But Parker. I thought we had a special connection.

I should, but doesn’t make me enjoy it anymore. So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye.

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I have, actually! You're in luck, I put it in the lost an found earlier.

It’s just a crappy slider phone. It has a lot marks in it from me dropping it… If you haven’t seen it, it’s fine.

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Hey, Am. I may have. What's it look like?

Hi, Aston. Urm.. you haven’t maybe seen a phone laying around.. have you? I lost mine and I was just wondering..

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You should really see this type of thing coming by now.

Pookie wookie cuppy cakes? Goodbye, Aston. This is farewell, we can’t be friends anymore.

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Good evening, pookie wookie cuppy cakes.

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i have to g...o

i may be on mobile later

peace out girl scouts

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You're Em...ily. I think.

Oh my goodness, because you are. Do you even know my name or do you just stalk me because I have “something going on” in a department?

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Maybe there are other nicknames out there I haven't realized.

It’s just a nickname, hun. Maybe you just never tried hard enough.

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Awh, Parker. You're gonna make me blush.

Oh, I know. Consider me wooed by your inner mechanics and mannerisms. Aston, you are my reason to be and all those other cliches.