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WOW. t.i. is extremely real for this video..

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if i didnt have depression no one could fucking stop me. i only have depression because otherwise im too powerful

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some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!

me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years

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Starbucks >>>> Dunkin Donuts

I used to work for the demonic corporation that is Starbucks. Let me tell you this is a LIIIIIE

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in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too

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sage life advice from khloe kardashian

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Twerk Olympics 2016

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Solidarity between girls when one of their boyfriends fucks up is great. Group chat, screenshots, all the sudden it’s The People v Shit Boyfriend court is now in session is the prosecution ready to make an openin statement

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donald trump: I-

Phi Phi O'Hara: YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE HERE. ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IS BUY WIGS.

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Simone Biles wins the 2016 Women’s All Around Gymnastics Competition at the games of the XXXI Olympiad in Rio de Janerio, Brazil with a score of 62.198, finishing two points ahead of the next gymnast.

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A Black woman, Simone Manuel, won a gold medal swimming and representing a country where 70% of Black youth do not know how to swim and Black youth are 3x more likely to drown than white youth. A Black woman won a gold medal representing a country that just decades ago would have closed down an entire pool for public health reasons for a Black body crossing the gate. A country where a hotel manager threw acid into his pool to kill the Black bodies swimming in it. It’s so much bigger than sports fam.