Calmest person ever but please don’t play with me.
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our fates are entwined whether you like it or not you stupid bastard
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If we dating that means when im sleepy u need to be sleepy. It’s Bedtime.
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Horsehead Nebula by space.by.jase
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NGC 7023: The Iris Nebula
Credits: Lorand Fenyes
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WIZARD COUNCIL 2024 BANNED SPELL LIST
Greater Breakfast Storm
Menthol Torrent
Fireball By Mail
Taylor's Swift Execution
Duplicate Crying Fire Skull
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“can i be a hater for a second” girl you can kill someone in front of me and id be okay with it be fr
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hot things to say during sex
cursed to put my hands on everything
hells. something just woke up down here
shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times
all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have
these boots have seen everything
ALL IS ASH AND MEAT
no one back home will ever believe this
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You always wanted to be a Healer. Unfortunately, your dad was an Necromancer and your mother a Demon Summoner. So your healing was a bit… unconventional to say the least.
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When he thinks you're lighting candles to be sweet and romantic but you are actually about to sacrifice him
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