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get starcest OFF MY FUCKING SCREEN.

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BECUASE ROSEKILLER OH MY GOD. ROSE. KILLER. IM GONNA DIE.

tw: body horror (ish?)

hanahaki disease rosekiller au where barty can see the stems and thorns of the roses protruding under his skin and being unable to not love them.

he's dying, he knows that. but it's exhilarating to see the biggest representation of evan all over him. his body is no longer his but a canvas of the raging, obsessive, and maddening love that's going to be the end of him.

his chest is filled with vines, their greenish color visible through his pale skin. they are crawling up to his neck, making breathing difficult and sometimes impossible. the thorns are growing and he knows that they will break through his skin anytime soon, and that's what will kill him.

but he can't seem to find the idea of bleeding to death disgusting.

because those are roses he's coughing, it's roses that are growing inside his body, it's evan rosier who's going to kill him.

even after he dies, the roses will keep on growing, and his corpse will be the most beautiful work of art because it's evan's.

he can't hate it.

he loves it.

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“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”

Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.

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tiktoker Regulus who makes educational videos but the top comment on every video is James making those "are you coming? yeah on my screen" "suddenly I'm typing with one hand" "bye y'all, my ride is here" "clean up on aisle MY PANTS" comments.

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Stop throwing around words you clearly don't understand

"You're sexist because you don't like character A" "You're fetishizing character B" SHUT THE FUCK UP

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im gonna be so real the caption made me giggle so hard

"let snirius be abusive lesbians" well yes!

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STARCEST?? ON MY FUCKING DASH???????

B-B-B-BLOCKED 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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"Free Lily." "Lily would never marry a man." Damn, sorry to break it to you, but she already did. Willingly. Because she loved him. And had a child with him. And died protecting the product of their love. But sure, go off.

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james absolutely bawled his eyes out the first time cat animagus regulus purred for him

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Haha you're so funny please don't leave your wand on the couch

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"remus is the type of dad to leave"

OH YOU ARE FOUL 😭

james is the type of dad that pays the match's tickets 8433290 days ahead.

lily is the type of mum that adores taking walks, and you know if u re going out you will walk everywhere with her, no car.

sirius is the type of dad to see you covered in mud, grin and say "good job, kiddo."

marlene is the type of mum that loves watching movies with her kids, or introducing to them her passions.

remus is the type of dad to leave.

mary is the type of mum that would 100% be covered in flour when she bakes.

peter is the type of dad to cheat on every damn game, but doesn't allow the kid to cheat.

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does anyone ever have those like moments when a hyper-fixation gets so big you just feel the need to explode?

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hey could you have at least kissed the brick?

joel & ellie + coffee or joel introducing ellie to coffee vs. ellie leaving coffee at his grave to say goodbye

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Regulus: I regret buying you a blender for Christmas.

James: *sipping waffles* Why?

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Regulus: I regret buying you a blender for Christmas.

James: *sipping waffles* Why?

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oh ao3 author curse what the hell have you done to me?

(should i make a list??)

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I LOVE GAY PEOPLE

(ill see you in a month)