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*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*

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arin ↔ mars

arin: lol yea no i'm cheap as shit

arin: no wonder that child is looking at other sources of income

arin: cahoots indeed

arin: um you said no to funnel cake that one time we were on the boardwalk remember

arin: but maybe that's bc u had food poisoning idr

mars: just make sure she makes good investments and i'm sure your parenting skills will be saved

mars: you...mean the time i got hit by a cyclist and could barely breathe without almost throwing up from pain and it turned out i'd broken a rib???

mars: yeah ok i said no that one time

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arin ↔ mars

arin: they really might be

arin: does your boss pay well?

arin: idk u can

arin: damn ghosts rly are the smileys from the past that's so deep

arin: so funnel cake is a go too?

mars: not by adult standards but i'm sure he'd price match her pocket money

mars: and i will :D cahoots :D

mars: i am known to have deep and meaningful thoughts

mars: sometimes

mars: have you even known me to say no to funnel cake?

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Aubrey Plaza in BLACK BEAR (2020)

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arin ↔ mars

arin: so either sasha is psychic or she's doing some kind of astroturf opp for the botanic garden

arin: either way that child better include me next time. i wanna get paid dark money

arin: ghosts are the upside down smileys of the living world or some shit

arin: meeting at the usual spot?

mars: do you think sasha and my boss are in cahoots?? is he working for her???

mars: do people say cahoots anymore?

mars: ghosts are just smileys from the past :))

mars: ～(へ^^)へ

mars: usual spot and i'll be late too to keep up the tradition

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arin ↔ mars

arin: so it's the thingy at the botanic garden this weekend

arin: sasha wants to know if you're coming

[a bit later]

arin: well she says you are coming actually so should i tell her you're not or...

mars: my nosey boss saw your texts over my shoulder and now i have to write an article on it so uuhh

mars: yep guess i will be there 'cause i can't afford to turn that down

[five minutes later]

mars: i can't find the stupid upside down emoji just pretend it's there

mars: here's a ghost instead 👻

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“If you think about the exponential rate of computing power alone from, like, 40 years ago ‘til now, and then you do that from, like, 4,000 years or four million years, there’s basically no way we’re not aliens.” 👽👽👽

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@jackson-rhodes​

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Aubrey Plaza

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i saw this photo of aubrey plaza and i haven’t recovered

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The street light outside of Marcie’s window was broken. It flickered on and off rhythmically, filtering through their curtains and driving them crazy, ruining any chance of them getting to sleep any time soon. She groaned in frustration and swung her legs off of the bed, glancing at the clock as she padded back out into the living room. 3am. It wasn’t unheard of for them to be up that late, restlessness their sleep schedule’s sworn enemy, but it didn’t make it any less frustrating whenever it happens.

“ Hey, you wanna go for a drive ?? ” She was so grateful that Omar picked up on the first ring, sounding just as maddeningly awake as she was. His company was invaluable on nights like these, when the city that never sleeps became far too literal. “ How do you feel about vandalism ?? ” They said as they climbed into his passenger seat no more than 20 minutes after hanging up the phone, “ Because that broken light over there is right outside my window and I just don’t think it’s broken enough. ”

( @angelcsrcsa​​ )

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some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

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AUBREY PLAZA and ELIZABETH OLSEN during press for Ingrid Goes West, 2017

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AUBREY PLAZA in CHILD’S PLAY (2019)