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no but it really IS astounding. time IS fleeting. madness takes its toll.

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Dude who tf are you

Dude who tf are any of us

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You know what’s wild? Remembering that children hear things for the first time without context and are literally like, “What?”

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

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my mood for the rest of the year

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i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

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Fun fact: There is an ancient Greek goddess of friendship. Her name is Philotes.

Double fun fact: She's a daughter of Nyx. Her siblings include Thanatos (god of death), Nemesis (goddess of retribution/revenge), Momus (god of mockery), Apate (goddess of deceit), and Oizys (goddess of depression and misery).

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Landlocked states, provinces and territories of North America

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Me, creating a character in any videogame:

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1.13 | Route 666

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#2020

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a warning

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you are swagless it disgusts me

Sometimes anons cut too deep

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I think that men should show their tits and ass more

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Let’s all be honest, every last one of us wants to stand in the mouth of a dark cave holding a flicking torch in one hand and a sword in the other.