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how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving
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The Spotify algorithm playing me the same damn song I’ve skipped every single time it’s come on
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theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke
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Anyone else notice pro-life billboards only ever show a kid that's like 6+ months old already because newborns are kinda ugly but no one wants to say it
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the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.
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it’s so stupid that you can’t think your way out of the mental health trenches. like you can know exactly what is wrong, why it’s upsetting you, and you can walk yourself through all of it logically and Understand it but your brain just responds like

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Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. "I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me." Like okay good luck with that.
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My little sister's new boyfriend got a tattoo for her about a month ago and he wanted matching tattoos so he decided to get uh. The tattoo on her ankle of her ex boyfriend's name that she hasn't gotten covered up yet

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