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a worm spent 100 years transforming into a capital N, then gave birth to a new worm to hold on its head. life is beautiful

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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

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When MAGA says 'didnt earn it' and fraud/waste/corruption, they gladly hire the least qualified turds.

This is what happens when Putin/Kremlin runs the Republican Party.

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Great Bustard (Otis tarda), males displaying, family Otididae, order Otidiformes, NE China

ENDANGERED.

At up to 40 lbs, the male is one of the world’s heaviest flying birds.

photographs by VCG

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Priorities.

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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

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scroogemaxxing?

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

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tempted to rewatch or reread soul eater again, but instead of doing that i drew stein

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karkat goes to his first pride and is accidentally homoph0bic (infinite aura lost; not clickbait)

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