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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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2025.02.23

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. As usual, it was trainee Hopkins' fault by puddinghater26 [T, 7k, series]

[...] Determined to kill the rumors, Harry stages a very public stunt to prove he definitely does not fancy Malfoy. It backfires. Spectacularly. Now, not only does the wizarding world think he's in love—he might just be stuck proving them right.

2. Draco’s Sun by ghqst [E, 5k]

Draco Malfoy has been lonely for too long. A chance encounter leads to a morning spent in Harry Potter’s golden presence.

3. Pull my hair a little harder please by @batondecannelle [?, 21k]

Harry was excited to come back for one more year of Hogwarts. One last year where there’s nothing to worry about, no basilisks or dementors or psychotic murderers. So why does he keep having panic attacks, and why is it always Draco Malfoy finding him right in the middle of one?

4. Tangerine by @dodgerkedavra [E, 6k] --- ART by @jittery-wisp

Harry’s pretty sure he’s too annoying to love. Draco loves him all the time.

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The Lip Lock Jinx by CassisLuna

21k, PG-13, Fluff/Humour

Author’s Summary: The Lip-Lock Jinx, a jinx that renders the victim mute, can only be undone two ways: if the person who casts it reverses it, or if the victim serves the purpose of the spell and kisses the person that they desire. It’s just Harry’s luck that Ginny Weasley jinxes him and that he’s in love with Draco Malfoy

My Summary: this fic is SO GOOD. I read it today, so this is a fresh rec. I expected it to be snarky and full of jealous Ginny, which I was wary of, but it’s not that way at all! There’s snark, alright, this is Draco and Harry we’re talking about, but it has an undertone of flirtatious longing that makes it irresistible. Harry and Draco get to know each other honestly, without words on Harry’s end, but his vulnerability is palpable, and Draco’s character is somehow softer and yet still so in character. A 10/10 please read.

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Hi! Welcome back! I have a question, do you have any new fic recs? Im in need of some new ones!! Thanks :)

Hi anon, and thank you!!

I have had a LOT of general Drarry fic requests sitting in my ask box for a VERY long time, so I figured, “Hey! You’re done with finals and you’re on your third glass of wine. fuck it up.” so here are some of my more recent reads that I haven’t already given out as recs. Most of them are eighth year, and those ones are all first. 

Title: THE LOVERS’ CIRCLEAuthor: NICEVENNRating: NC 17Word Count: 13,400Summary: Tired of feeling alone, Harry agrees to play a matchmaking game with the other eighth years. It’s just a game, after all. What harm could it do?

Title: AN OLD HABITAuthor: FIREFLAVOREDRating: NC 17Word Count: 8,800Summary: The boys have changed a lot over the summer after the war, but Harry hasn’t gotten over the urge to spy on Malfoy.

Title: A DEEPER UNDERSTANDINGAuthor: BLEEDFORYOU1 Rating: PG 13Word Count: 11,000 Summary: By accident, Harry and Draco develop a bond that neither of them can break until they can learn to understand each other better. Through fortune cookies and riddle-solving, of course!

Title: MARGINAL NOTES Author: BLAMEBRAMPTONRating: PG Word Count: 9,300 Aprox.Summary: When you’re 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking.

Title: IN PLAIN SIGHT Author: OLDENUF2NBRating: RWord Count: 37,500Summary: Draco Malfoy had stopped believing his wishes would be granted long ago. He could perhaps be forgiven for being startled, then, when one of them came true.

Title: A SINGLE STEP Author: CASSIE_BLACK12Rating: RWord Count: 24,976Summary: All those years Hermione had been telling him to study harder, Harry had never dreamt it could lead to this.

Title: EVERYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK Author: FRAYACHRating: NC 17Word Count: 42,000Summary: Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and Draco assume an eighth year at Hogwarts will be nothing but parties and Quidditch (and, as time allowed, revising for the N.E.W.T.s), but you know what they say about those who assume. They may be legally of age, but that doesn’t mean that the confusion and drama of being a teenager has ended.

Title: THE CREATURE WITHIN Author: NICEVENNRating: NC 17Word Count: 4,800 Summary: Draco knew from the moment they boarded the Hogwarts Express that this year was going to be a disaster. Veela fic. 8th year.

Title: SEALED WITH A KISS Author: FAITHWOODRating: NC 17 Word Count: 46,000 Aprox.Summary: Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts fic, this.

Title: AS IN THE DARK ALL CATS ARE GREY Author: MARRIESUERating: NC 17Word Count: 13,100 Approx.Summary: In which Draco dreams, and his dorm mates cannot stop asking questions. And at the end of a very long night, a decision is made.

Title: SOMETHING I DON’T WANT TO STOP Author: TRAINTRACKS Rating: NC 17Word Count: 16,200 Approx. Summary: It’s Harry and Draco’s eighth year, the Houses have been all but demolished in favor of unity, and they’re being forced to room together. How ever will they cope?

Title: HUNGRY Author: BIRDSOFSHORE Rating: NC 17Word Count: 24,000Summary: The first thing Harry knew about it was when he woke up lying on a bed in the hospital wing, with his arm firmly stuck to the scrawny, milk-white arm of Draco bloody Malfoy.

Title: A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS (OR NOT) or at AO3 Author: PLOTTING_PEN Rating: NC 17Word Count: 25,300 Approx. Summary: Harry Potter has a tendency to pop up whenever Draco’s in trouble. Draco’s not sure if he hates it as much as he’d like.

Title: IT TAKES A VILLAGE Author: SARAS_GIRL Rating: NC 17Word Count: 24,000 Approx. Summary: Eighth year isn’t exactly going to plan. Harry is definitely not running away, Draco is definitely not impressed, and it’s almost definitely not going to stop raining.

Title: DEAR DIARY Author: AWICKEDMEMORY Rating: PGWord Count: 20,000 Approx. Summary: // This can’t possibly go worse than the last time I kept a diary. //After the war, Harry picks up a journal to write in… and it writes back. Luckily, it’s not a Horcrux on the other end this time.

Title: IN EVIDENCE OF MAGICAL THEORY Author: BIXGIRL1Rating: NC-17Word Count: 43,700 Approx. Summary: In which Harry and Draco can’t fight, and so they fall in love instead. // When a hex meant for Draco accidentally catches Harry as well, the pair are forced to learn to understand each other in ways they previously might have thought impossible.Content/Warning(s): Accidental Bonding

Title: FIRE BEFORE US Author: MINDABBLESRating: NC 17Word Count: 17,500Summary: Draco is the wrong man for the job. Potter is insufferable. And as if it all wasn’t bad enough, who the hell died and made Draco hero for a day?

Title: WHERE THE COLOURS ARE Author: WENDYPOPSRating: RWord Count: 19,500Summary: During a month undercover in a Muggle school, Draco Malfoy has to deal with scheming children, peculiar staff and his increasingly fluffy feelings towards his Auror-in-training partner, Harry Potter.

Title: SLEEPING UNDER THE STARS Author: WRITCRAFTRating: NC 17Word Count: 26,000 Summary: DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions (*ah-hem*) and the inevitable smut ensues.

Title: HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT Author: OKYDOKYRating: NC 17Word Count: 23,000 Approx. Summary: When the pressures of fame become too much, Harry Potter disappears into the Muggle world. However, when a desperate Professor McGonagall begs for his help he’s dragged back to Hogwarts, for a more difficult set of circumstances than he has come across before.

Title: ONLY FOR THE LUCKY Author: SUNSETICMONSTERRating: NC 17Word Count: 63,400 Approx. Summary: Things seem to be going incredibly well for Draco Malfoy after the war. He’s working as a professor at Hogwarts and makes the papers all the time for his charitable contribution to Muggle causes. But when Malfoy is rushed into St Mungos for a psychotic break, Healer-trainee Harry Potter realizes that Malfoy’s success is not all what it seems and sometimes luck can have more than one meaning.Warning(s): Substance abuse, addictions

Title: THE TRIALS OF A MALFOY MANCHILD Author: NATTISH Rating: NC 17Word Count: 18,700 Approx. Summary: Draco’s bachelor lifestyle is interrupted when Scorpius is sent to live with him in his London flat. He’s no good at being a dad, but starts to cope with advice from his son’s new schoolteacher – Harry Potter – who is, frankly, not just good with his books.Warning(s): Semi Epilogue Compliant.

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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I couldn’t be more in love // The 1975

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it’s not living (if it’s not with you), the 1975

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The 1975

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Please reblog, this is so important.

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hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

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i will never be able to forget that at 5sos3 toronto, ashton literally introduced luke as “the man with the golden boots, the man with the golden hair, but most importantly, the man with the golden heart” like i-

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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

9 million people fucking love dogs

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Pls tell me your fav heavy metal songs

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REBLOG FOR GOODLUCK

all im saying is, i met mashton on the streets, won a m&g, won a fan signing pass, got barricade with my internet best friends and got calums pick ??

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i love 2 bark i love 2 woof

i love 2 stomp my puppy hoof

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Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.