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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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Just another reason to keep your cats indoors.

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Everyone must know about this historic event

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We just knew.

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stop normalizing things we are running out of Weird Shit

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See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this

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ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

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simple commission for Risha of Sigrún the longtooth shifter monk 🌙 ✨commission info in source link below✨

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Machineel, changeling paladin for Moose.

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This tiktok lives rent free in my head ever since I saw it.

[Video description: video is by @broken_juggler on tiktok. Body Terror Song by AJJ plays. A white person with chaotic gray hair and glasses, wearing jeans and a pale green button up horizontally spins a lime green paper umbrella (normal umbrella size) with blue and pink flowers. On the umbrella the person drops what appears to be a hamburger bun filled with round pickle slices. As the umbrella spins the hamburger bun rolls along the surface of the umbrella and pickles fly out. Some pickles roll or bounce on the umbrella before flying off in all directions. Notably one pickle lands on the person's, arm, another on their shoulder and one goes down their shirt. End Description]

[Audio Transcription: Body Terror Song by AJJ. "-have a body. I'm so sorry that you have to have a body. oh yeah. I'm very sorry that you have to have a body. *Guitar* one that will hurt you. And be the subject of so much of your fear. It will betray you. Be used against you. And it will fail on you my dear. *Guitar* But before that, you'll be a doormat-"]

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Pues yo me lo había creído

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