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Cancers are extremely shy, self conscious, and antisocial. The only reason they aren’t is if you’ve been their friend for a while, you’re dating them, they’re their family, or you asked them for affection.
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The 4 groups stereotypes
Fire signs: Hot headed & egotistical Earth signs: Sassy & doesnt give a shit Air signs: Weird & “innocent” Water signs: Sexual & emotional
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How cute the signs are according to my scorpio friend:
Aries: 0.1%
Taurus: 100000000000%
Gemini: -18%
Cancer: 10000000000000000%
Leo: 0%
Virgo: 12345678910%
Libra: 199%
Scorpio: 69%
Sagittarius: 232%
Capricorn: 3143692737%
Aquarius: 420420420%
Pisces: 10000000000000000%
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Zodiacs in high school (earth signs) owo
Taurus: packs their lunch cos the school food “taste like it’s been shoved up a pigs ass” - always late to some class - hates all the teachers but acts nice to them.
Virgo: quiet until they gain friends - flirts with their crush but cries about it when they get home - has once killed a kid with a finger nail and a spitball. (Dont Ask)
Capricorn: explains how much they want to die every single Fukin second - tbh probably already dead - literally their just to home slice chill with their friends
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The signs as sea critters
Aries: stingray
Taurus: Linophryne arborifera
Gemini: pancake fish
Cancer: sea rabbit
Leo: coffinfish
Virgo: angler
Libra: sargassum fish
Scorpio: spotted handfish
Sagittarius: vampire squid
Capricorn: jellyfish
Aquarius: red-lipped batfish
Pisces: swordfish
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One bottle of alcohol down. The signs:
Fire signs:
Earth signs:
Air signs:
Water signs:
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What height the signs prefer their lover to be
Prefers someone smaller:
Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius
Prefers someone taller:
Cancer, Taurus, Pisces
Prefers the same height:
Gemini, leo, Libra
Doesn’t care about height:
Capricorn, Scorpio, Aquarius
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Zodiacs as things they hate
Aries: attention
Taurus: people who call them lazy
Gemini: Facebook
Cancer: thots
Leo: judgment
Virgo: homophobes
Libra: people who like them for their appearance
Scorpio: sleep
Sagittarius: their family
Capricorn: everything
Aquarius: you
Pisces: mayonnaise
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Zodiacs as Sanders sides ships
Prinxiety:
Gemini, Taurus, Aries
Logicality:
Capricorn, leo, Pisces
Moxiety:
Cancer, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Logince:
Libra, Scorpio, Virgo
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Watch me whip:
Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Watch me nae nae:
Libra, Gemini, Pisces
Watch me punch you in the face you cringy ass bitch:
Cancer, Capricorn, Scorpio, Aries, Taurus, Virgo
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Zodiacs in a zombie apocalypse (because everyone does it .-. )
Aries: probably the one that caused it; the one handing out weapons; people always question if they’re the one behind all of this; actually good.
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Taurus: stands on high grounds and shoots anything that comes in their eye site... anything; the one that seems calm but is literally freaking out internally.
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Gemini: crying and freaking out but soon after a few kills literally baths in blood and people wonder if they’ve been possessed.
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Cancer: the person giving medical attention to the injured; always the one to find love and have sex with them (normally the same sex) because the worlds gonna die anyways; crying constantly; refuses to shoot anything.
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Leo: literally goes fucking crazy once a weapon is put in their hand; always the person who was secretly working with the evil person *cough cough aries*.
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Virgo: always the one to find/get food and drinks but keeps the alcohol for themself; doesn’t give two shits about what’s going on; normally the one to end up fucking cancer.
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Zodiacs as pictures of cats 2
Libra:
Scorpio:
Sagittarius:
Capricorn:
Aquarius:
Pisces:
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Zodiacs as pictures of cats
Aries
Taurus:
Gemini:
Cancer:
Leo:
Virgo:
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Zodiacs as BTS songs
Aries: Not Today
Taurus: GoGo
Gemini: Boy in luv
Cancer: Spring day
Leo: Idol
Virgo: Dope
Libra: Danger
Scorpio: Fake Love
Sagittarius: Mic drop
Capricorn: Attack on bangtan
Aquarius: War of hormone
Pisces: DNA
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