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The end of May mood

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By: Vincent Bal Instagram: @artwoonz

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Did I ever mention the time that I found out my lecturer was the ghost in one of my classmate’s home town?

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I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

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Source

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There Is A New Type Of Firework Called The Sky Ladder And It’s Beautiful

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when it’s 3 am and you’re alone with your thoughts

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I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

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my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.” 

so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree. 

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Me, every time Negasonic Teenage Warhead comes on in Deadpool: Fucking superb you funky little lesbian

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*missed phone call from work*

me: ugh if they’re asking me to come in I’m not gonna do it 

*phone call from work*

manager: hey can you come in today

me: yeah, sure I’ll be there in a bit

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